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Old October 12th, 2013, 01:54 PM   #11
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Interesting fact, madonna pees in the shower, she says she's never got Athlete's Foot since she started doing it.
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Old October 12th, 2013, 03:04 PM   #12
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Well the last time I was in a shower with her I told her she was a dirty girl.
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Old October 12th, 2013, 03:07 PM   #13
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I only crap in the shower if it's someone else's.
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Old October 12th, 2013, 03:41 PM   #14
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The shower is one of those universal places. Just look at all those important things you can do in the shower:

- bathe
- brush your teeth
- piss
- screw/wank
- listen to music

Name any other place where you can accomplish so many tasks at once.
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The shower is one of those universal places. Just look at all those important things you can do in the shower:

- bathe
- brush your teeth
- piss
- screw/wank
- listen to music

Name any other place where you can accomplish so many tasks at once.
A. A Bath
B. A River
C. A Lake
D. The Sea
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Old October 12th, 2013, 04:30 PM   #16
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Being a porn forum, a classy one who wanks in the shower? Not me I'm too posh
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Old October 12th, 2013, 05:28 PM   #18
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This thread has been awarded five gold stars.

How many stars will I get if I start a thread: Having a dump in a bidet?
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What about the kitchen sink
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