Pissing in the shower

[howerd]

According to this YouTube video peeing in the shower is military 'best practice'.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by howerd

According to this YouTube video peeing in the shower is military 'best practice'.

So I'm free to put on a Captains uniform, come to your place, undress and piss in your shower Consider it a date

[old alal]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Cheers Lads
The title has nothing to do with the thread, I just wanted too see how many clicked on the thread, or sick enough too

I clicked on the thread because I knew there would be pictures of Amber liquid, and I was right. I do by the way though.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by old alal

I clicked on the thread because I knew there would be pictures of Amber liquid, and I was right. I do by the way though.

I've a friend Graham (Real name given as why protect the loony ) who got so drunk one evening he woke up his Mrs. Well woke her to the sounds of him pissing in the chest of drawers beside the bed.
True story.
Although what I still want to know is even in a blind drunk stupor didn't it occur to him that you don't pull open a draw when going to the toilet, you lift a lid
Daft bugger too as they haven't an upstairs toilet (Hey this is Norwich, so he`s lucky to have an inside one).
Get`s worse , as she kept all her expensive makeup set up in the second from bottom draw. Set out all trendy and uncovered.
He ruined the lot and months later she still hasn't come close to letting him forget what he did. Let alone forgive him
Thankfully I can laugh about that now though

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I've a friend Graham

Not Keith

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Thankfully I can laugh about that now though

The worst thing about your post, I tried picturing a mental image of how that happened

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Not Keith

Only if Sam Fox had been the woman woken up

Originally Posted by Estreeter

The worst thing about your post, I tried picturing a mental image of how that happened

Exactly.
Why , how did he manage to confuse a bedroom bit of furniture with a bathroom toilet

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by Old Jud

'Pissing in the shower' hark at all you southern ponces with a bloody shower!

Up North, the only time we have a shower is when the roof on the outdoor karsi springs a leak.

Its great to know that traditional values still apply, but you forgot to mention keeping coal in the bathtub.

Top Gear with Jack Whitehall talking to and about Jeremy Clarkson... "the kind of alpha male who does not get out of the bath to take a shit"

[HighHeels1990]

Yup, pissing in the shower and shitting in the sink! How's that for saving water?

Not at my house. Maybe Trump's!

[hoss]

Originally Posted by HighHeels1990

Yup, pissing in the shower and shitting in the sink! How's that for saving water?

Not at my house. Maybe Trump's!

But his showers are made of pure gold.

[HighHeels1990]

Originally Posted by hoss

But his showers are made of pure gold.

His showers?? I am not sure but I hear his toilet's made of pure gold. So that explains why someone who shits in a gold toilet cannot possibly have any empathy towards his fellow man. One who has no humility, takes no account for his actions, never admits he's made a mistake and never takes some measure of responsibility. Instead he gladly throws people who are not on his devious side under the bus. God help us all if this, this, this sorry excuse for a human being decides to run in 2024!!!