X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 46

**HugoHackenbush** · February 7th, 2018, 05:41 PM

523. When two women get stuck in an elevator, they will quickly decide this is the perfect time for some spontaneous lesbian sex.

**buttsie** · February 7th, 2018, 08:45 PM

524. Pussy tastes sweet - no additives required

Never mind neutral is as good as it gets but only if your lucky

duanedoberman · February 7th, 2018, 09:21 PM

525. Just as a throbing cock is about to spurt it's load into the mouth or face of a willing woman eager for it's taste, every porn director is convinced that what viewers really want to see is the contorted face of the male lead for what seems an age, not the woman getting her reward.

**CARLTON BROWN** · February 8th, 2018, 12:01 AM

526 Men have to position their cock in just the right location before coming onto a woman's outstretched tongue. At this point, she will have a knowing look on her face and then allow the cum to initially shoot up over her nose, followed by some of it landing on her tongue. After that, she'll close her mouth for a moment. This is probably to establish the right temperature and taste, but who knows, as it won't be rejected. Meanwhile, the male performer will contort his face and groan a bit, possibly in some sort of pain. Then, rather than applying a gloriously sexy vacuum cleaner style deep suck that will enhance the remainder of his presumably enjoyable orgasm, she will cautiously lick the head in a slightly disinterested manner. Her eyes will roll up and give him a knowing look from her obligatory kneeling position. Cum will drip onto her tits and hard nipples, then more cock licking takes place, followed by sticking her tongue out to show a small pool of cum on it. Now come the point where he reluctantly removes his tight grasp of the shaft and she cautiously takes hold of it and guides his cockhead into her mouth while showing you her dentistry and preparing to finish the job off. Don't expect his cockhead to be covered in lipstick and don't expect her to make any effort to encourage him to ejaculate any further using her hand. Allow about ten seconds more for completion. Finally, she will wipe her mouth with the back of her hand, usually the left one showing us that she has a wedding ring, probably indicating her considerable sexual experience and she will stand up, heading for the bathroom. A look of extreme satisfaction is on her face which indicates she'll be back for plenty more shortly!

**palo5** · February 8th, 2018, 12:22 AM

527. Girls love to have strangers' unwashed fingers in their mouths

**buttsie** · February 8th, 2018, 11:56 PM

528.

When the bg scene is almost over , the girls remember their exceptional hourly rate
and smile sweetly no matter what they've been through.

Apart from those that tasted cum from a stud that treats his body like a rubbish tip

Google "bunny luv cum dumpster"

**HugoHackenbush** · February 9th, 2018, 02:24 PM

529. When women wake up from a deep sleep, their hair will be perfect, and will have a fabulous application of make-up and lipstick.

**old alal** · February 10th, 2018, 11:54 AM

530. If you are a Black girl in porn you will usually have massive tits and an even bigger arse!

**HugoHackenbush** · March 24th, 2018, 02:54 PM

531. A troubled marriage is best cured by hiring a female marriage counselor and having a three-way with her.

**palo5** · March 24th, 2018, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

531. A troubled marriage is best cured by hiring a female marriage counselor and having a three-way with her.

532. ...or by inviting a gang of outrageously-hung black men

February 7th, 2018, 09:21 PM	#453
duanedoberman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 256 Thanks: 2,245 Thanked 5,624 Times in 243 Posts	525. Just as a throbing cock is about to spurt it's load into the mouth or face of a willing woman eager for it's taste, every porn director is convinced that what viewers really want to see is the contorted face of the male lead for what seems an age, not the woman getting her reward. __________________ My avatar is the lovely Sara an amatuer model from Ipswich UK, sadly now retired,

February 9th, 2018, 02:24 PM	#457
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,603 Times in 14,183 Posts	529. When women wake up from a deep sleep, their hair will be perfect, and will have a fabulous application of make-up and lipstick. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

February 10th, 2018, 11:54 AM	#458
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	530. If you are a Black girl in porn you will usually have massive tits and an even bigger arse! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

March 24th, 2018, 02:54 PM	#459
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,603 Times in 14,183 Posts	531. A troubled marriage is best cured by hiring a female marriage counselor and having a three-way with her. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

February 7th, 2018, 05:41 PM	#451
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,603 Times in 14,183 Posts	523. When two women get stuck in an elevator, they will quickly decide this is the perfect time for some spontaneous lesbian sex.

February 7th, 2018, 08:45 PM	#452
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,301 Times in 12,746 Posts	524. Pussy tastes sweet - no additives required Never mind neutral is as good as it gets but only if your lucky

February 8th, 2018, 12:01 AM	#454
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,669 Thanked 35,621 Times in 3,211 Posts	526 Men have to position their cock in just the right location before coming onto a woman's outstretched tongue. At this point, she will have a knowing look on her face and then allow the cum to initially shoot up over her nose, followed by some of it landing on her tongue. After that, she'll close her mouth for a moment. This is probably to establish the right temperature and taste, but who knows, as it won't be rejected. Meanwhile, the male performer will contort his face and groan a bit, possibly in some sort of pain. Then, rather than applying a gloriously sexy vacuum cleaner style deep suck that will enhance the remainder of his presumably enjoyable orgasm, she will cautiously lick the head in a slightly disinterested manner. Her eyes will roll up and give him a knowing look from her obligatory kneeling position. Cum will drip onto her tits and hard nipples, then more cock licking takes place, followed by sticking her tongue out to show a small pool of cum on it. Now come the point where he reluctantly removes his tight grasp of the shaft and she cautiously takes hold of it and guides his cockhead into her mouth while showing you her dentistry and preparing to finish the job off. Don't expect his cockhead to be covered in lipstick and don't expect her to make any effort to encourage him to ejaculate any further using her hand. Allow about ten seconds more for completion. Finally, she will wipe her mouth with the back of her hand, usually the left one showing us that she has a wedding ring, probably indicating her considerable sexual experience and she will stand up, heading for the bathroom. A look of extreme satisfaction is on her face which indicates she'll be back for plenty more shortly!

February 8th, 2018, 12:22 AM	#455
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	527. Girls love to have strangers' unwashed fingers in their mouths

February 8th, 2018, 11:56 PM	#456
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,301 Times in 12,746 Posts	528. When the bg scene is almost over , the girls remember their exceptional hourly rate and smile sweetly no matter what they've been through. Apart from those that tasted cum from a stud that treats his body like a rubbish tip Google "bunny luv cum dumpster"