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March 11th, 2018, 12:16 AM

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Q. Why so many questions about God? Are you trying to wake him up ?

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Q: Remember what he did in the Old Testament?

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Q: Remember what he did in the Old Testament?

A: Some Sea parting went on, for sure

Q: Have you ever been to a Harvester ?

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March 11th, 2018, 06:48 AM	#763
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Nope, but everybody knows you never goes to a Harvester more than once in your lifetime Did James Bond seduce your wife?

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March 11th, 2018, 07:29 AM	#764
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,222 Times in 113,887 Posts	No my wife seduced him, he's such a posing prick Is this a Jagger which I see before me? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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March 11th, 2018, 07:46 AM	#765
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Yep, that is Mick Do you want a hug?

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March 11th, 2018, 02:53 PM	#766
bubbs999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Here, UK Posts: 1,965 Thanks: 15,647 Thanked 31,307 Times in 1,952 Posts	A: Yes (if you have BIG Boobies) B: Hot Chocolate or Cappucino ? __________________ "Here's looking at you kid"

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March 11th, 2018, 10:19 PM	#767
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Neither. But since I have to choose I take the cappucino and pours it into the cake mix. Do you dream of electric sheep?

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March 12th, 2018, 08:20 AM	#768
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,222 Times in 113,887 Posts	A. No which is odd as I sleep with an inflatable one Q. Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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March 12th, 2018, 10:02 PM	#769
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March 12th, 2018, 10:52 PM	#770
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