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Old February 6th, 2018, 03:19 PM   #681
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Old February 7th, 2018, 08:29 AM   #682
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If I answer that question I will be seen as a massive pervert

Do you like dogging?
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Do you like dogging?
That depends on the result of an experiment.

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Old February 7th, 2018, 08:25 PM   #684
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A: Old Mr Crabbitts will complain about 'that damn kid next door!' again
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Why did you seduce your math teacher?
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A: Because the Environmental Studies teacher is fugly!
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Not according to Pennywise the Clown.

Why do you float downhere?
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If I float any higher I get sick from turbulence.

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A. African or European?

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A. Because words can never show the Hugh You've come to know..

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