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Old November 11th, 2015, 06:53 PM   #91
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Old November 11th, 2015, 08:28 PM   #92
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http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=2442683 quoted VEF link and "paulmark" link within quote
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http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=2453170 both "ryu" links
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See this is why it's great to live in a country where you can speak your mind and address our grievances as guaranteed by the bills of right and declaration of independs. Can you do that in red china or soviet russia? No way Jose. Speaking of which that kind reminds me of that Rush song "The Trees" it went like this:

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw

I seen on tv that the Rush drummer wrote all the song words and stuff and I really just think that is cool because theres not enough singing drummers out there. Speaking of tv, does anybody watch "The Walking Dead?" I've never seen it but I found this picture on the internet and thought it was cool:



“Do You know nothing? Do you see nothing? Do you remember nothing?” I remember Those are pearls that were his eyes. “Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?" But O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag— It’s so elegant. So intelligent.“What shall I do now? What shall I do? I shall rush out as I am, and walk the street with my hair down, so. What shall we do to-morrow? What shall we ever do?” The hot water at ten. And if it rains, a closed car at four. And we shall play a game of chess, pressing lidless eyes and waiting for a knock upon the door. When Lil’s husband got demobbed, I said, I didn’t mince my words, I said to her myself, HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME

It is time. Said Morris Day. April sucks sayeth Eliot. But does it really?
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Old November 11th, 2015, 10:51 PM   #93
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I just posted this and now ransomeware has hijacked my computer.
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