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Old January 29th, 2009, 10:29 PM   #41
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rock critic and science fiction/fantasy author Patricia Kennealy.
(This is a snapshot from her autobiography: Strange Days: My Life With and Without Jim Morrison(AKA The Lizard King ).

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The sex shop had run out of rabbits...
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Oh my god !! Yes Yes Yes !! keep going lizard lips !!
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Witch lizard is which?

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Old February 2nd, 2009, 04:47 AM   #44
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Witch lizard is which?

The one on its back is the biggest of the lot - her name is Lizzy from Whichita.

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Witch lizard is which?
Oh - I forgot to mention the other 3 lizards.

It may not be obvious. It's very hard for most people to tell
but the other 3 are not real - they are PC lizards.

Their names are all Larry Lafler (alias Leisure Suit Larry) and they
come from the land of the Lounge Lizard.

So there it is!

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