Things Noticeable this week - Page 1217

**mizlaplan** · October 13th, 2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by gedly

I know a lot of you have commented on Jimmy Saville but one shock for me was Justin Lee Collin's conviction for domestic violence. I always liked the guy, considered him very laid back and gentle. I cannot imagine him being violent and abusive. He claims that his ex-partner is an alcoholic and the only violence occured was when she was having fits of hysteria. You just don't know who to believe.

100% agree mate.
Seeing him in action with the high maintenance (but very funny) Alan Carr made him seem like a laid-back act.
Perhaps "act" is the operative word

**rotobott** · October 13th, 2012, 09:33 PM

Women can be incredibly vindictive, and the courts tend to take their sides, not speaking from personal experience, but some of my family have been shafted well and truly, the truth will come out in the end, but probably too late.

**mizlaplan** · October 13th, 2012, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Women can be incredibly vindictive, and the courts tend to take their sides, not speaking from personal experience, but some of my family have been shafted well and truly, the truth will come out in the end, but probably too late.

I agree.
Always remember one thing about women.
They're much smarter than you.
Also, much, much nastier.
Chaps?
We're quite often the nice guys (ignore the propaganda)
Protect your back, protect yourselves.
Always do your best for a lady.
But only if she acts like one.
(her choice, not yours)
If she wants to act like a slag/tramp?
That ain't no lady, that's something to get away from asap.
Miz (bitter f***ing experience talking)

**tabler** · October 14th, 2012, 07:00 AM

Took the tablerette into work at 7-00am this morning, the ice warning came up on the screen in the car and had the heater on full.

I wish someone would stick me in a box full of straw in the cupboard under the stairs to hibernate for the next few months...I bloody hate winter.

**Mal Hombre** · October 14th, 2012, 07:46 AM

Yep.Me too

We had Our first frost this morning,Although at least it's not raining ,I suppose.It won't be long till the clocks go back and it'll be dark at 5 pm.

**Greenman** · October 14th, 2012, 01:11 PM

I like Winter, I like the snow, Christmas and I like the change in the weather because it a) gives you a good excuse to get the scarf, hat and gloves on, b) keep your heater/radiator on and not have to keep turning it on and off when there is a slight drop during Spring/Summer and c) this attic gets bloody stifling up here at times so I hate Summer and cold winds blow under the eaves and through my cupboards in Autumn, so I prefer Spring & Winter, because at least I can stay toasty in the Winter and cooler in the Spring.

We moan about this but it happens every year, in March and October(back and forth) and every year subsequent Governments don't do a thing because the farmers get upset and so people are more likely to get killed on roads in the early darker evenings. One solution could be to finally get in line with Europe maybe have a Double Summer Time- but you wait, that will be on the News soon enough and as usual nothing will be done. Lousy weather for conkers this year too!

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2012, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Women can be incredibly vindictive

Nooooooo , the hell you say

Next thing you`ll be telling us is a stubbed toe hurts and a brutal stab wound may cause some bleeding

**billybunter** · October 14th, 2012, 02:03 PM

http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.c...a-in-lunchbox/

Unbelieveable. Love this stuff.

Regards Jimmy Savile. I had a brief read of the headlines of the Sunday rags. Now they are saying he went into the morgue of a hospital and committed necrophilia. Bloody hell! What next?

**billybunter** · October 14th, 2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Nooooooo , the hell you say

Next thing you`ll be telling us is a stubbed toe hurts and a brutal stab wound may cause some bleeding

I still light a candle for John Wayne Bobbit.

**mizlaplan** · October 14th, 2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I still light a candle for John Wayne Bobbit.

Remember, if the candle is to long you can always cut it in half with a knife.
Use one with a serrated edge and cut with a vigourous sawing motion

October 14th, 2012, 07:00 AM	#12164
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,026 Thanks: 112,471 Thanked 146,041 Times in 8,008 Posts	Eeeh the nights are drawing in again Mavis. Took the tablerette into work at 7-00am this morning, the ice warning came up on the screen in the car and had the heater on full. I wish someone would stick me in a box full of straw in the cupboard under the stairs to hibernate for the next few months...I bloody hate winter. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,373 Times in 57,545 Posts	Yep.Me too We had Our first frost this morning,Although at least it's not raining ,I suppose.It won't be long till the clocks go back and it'll be dark at 5 pm. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,484 Times in 19,356 Posts	I like Winter, I like the snow, Christmas and I like the change in the weather because it a) gives you a good excuse to get the scarf, hat and gloves on, b) keep your heater/radiator on and not have to keep turning it on and off when there is a slight drop during Spring/Summer and c) this attic gets bloody stifling up here at times so I hate Summer and cold winds blow under the eaves and through my cupboards in Autumn, so I prefer Spring & Winter, because at least I can stay toasty in the Winter and cooler in the Spring. We moan about this but it happens every year, in March and October(back and forth) and every year subsequent Governments don't do a thing because the farmers get upset and so people are more likely to get killed on roads in the early darker evenings. One solution could be to finally get in line with Europe maybe have a Double Summer Time- but you wait, that will be on the News soon enough and as usual nothing will be done. Lousy weather for conkers this year too! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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October 13th, 2012, 09:33 PM	#12162
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,099 Thanks: 174,742 Thanked 634,411 Times in 31,420 Posts	Women can be incredibly vindictive, and the courts tend to take their sides, not speaking from personal experience, but some of my family have been shafted well and truly, the truth will come out in the end, but probably too late.