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Old 03-09-2015, 05:16 AM   #3051
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Old 03-09-2015, 07:15 AM   #3052
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Old 03-09-2015, 10:10 PM   #3053
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From the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode: The Skydivers.

Crow: Well. The sun can't shine over the same dog's ass everyday!
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Life is like a box of chocolates, Greed is good Greed is right

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Red Forman from "That 70's Show" upon being served a healthy salad/mush by wife Kitty:

"This isn't food, this is what food eats!"
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One of my all time favorite quotes comes from this movie.

Ron Perlman as Johner give us an example of his more "philosophical" skills:

" Earth,what a shithole "

And unfortunately in many ways,he got that right.
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Well, I think everybody is frustrated by the finances of the U.N. and the inability to solve problems of war and peace.

But ask what you can do for your country



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In the TV series M.A.S.H. after a grueling emergency operation, an exhausted Dr. Hawkeye Pierce, played by Alan Alda, plops on a nearby cot and tries to catch some sleep.
A few seconds later, another doctor leans over and whispers to him:

"Hey, Hawkeye you asleep?"

Hawkeye replies (visibly pissed off and with eyes closed):

"No, I"m not sleeping. I'm just inspecting the inside of my eyelids."

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