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March 10th, 2016, 04:22 PM	#101
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,318 Times in 13,886 Posts	Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

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March 10th, 2016, 07:46 PM	#102
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,070 Times in 60,881 Posts	I love bacon but I don't know if I would take more than a sip of this. Now beer? Last edited by SanteeFats; June 18th, 2017 at 01:32 AM.. Reason: rr

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March 10th, 2016, 11:22 PM	#103
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Bacon wrapped meatloaf with bacon............ __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 11th, 2016, 06:04 PM	#104
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,238 Thanked 47,059 Times in 2,208 Posts	A vegan's nightmare before breakfast ... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 11th, 2016, 06:10 PM	#105
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,437 Times in 6,174 Posts	Looks like I picked the wrong week to start a diet !!! Seriously, will I get lucky if I order that delicious-looking, mouth-watering, carb-fulfilling, Western Bacon Cheeseburger? __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 11th, 2016, 06:37 PM

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Seriously, will I get lucky if I order that delicious-looking, mouth-watering, carb-fulfilling, Western Bacon Cheeseburger?

Not a chance Sandy. She is not only so far out of your league but I will find some way to let your wife know. HA HA HA.

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March 11th, 2016, 10:47 PM	#107
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March 13th, 2016, 09:51 AM	#108
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March 13th, 2016, 02:25 PM	#109
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March 13th, 2016, 02:41 PM	#110
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,238 Thanked 47,059 Times in 2,208 Posts	My latest work of art ... I called it the Baconmobile __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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