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August 18th, 2013, 07:40 AM | #6631 | |
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August 18th, 2013, 02:47 PM | #6632 |
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The American government has admitted that Area 51 does exist.
I don't believe them.
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August 18th, 2013, 03:07 PM | #6633 |
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"You know, I'm pretty sure Marilyn Monroe is our landlady". "Don't be ridiculous", replied my flatmates Elvis Presley and John Lennon.
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August 18th, 2013, 03:13 PM | #6634 |
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Too soon ?.
Answer = Christopher Walken.
Question - What did you never see again in the Reeve household after May 27, 1995.
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August 18th, 2013, 03:35 PM | #6635 |
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Another 'World's Oldest Man' has died.
This is beginning to look suspicious.
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August 18th, 2013, 04:49 PM | #6636 |
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My mate bought a foot-pump yesterday.
He now has the biggest feet in Britain
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August 19th, 2013, 04:35 PM | #6637 |
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Guy goes into a dentists office.
Dentist says, what are you doing here ?. Guy say`s , i think i`m a moth. Dentist says , a moth ?, well i`d say you have mental problems and i suggest you go see a psychiatrist. Guy says , I know. Dentist says , you`re in a dentists office. Guy says, I know. Dentist says , Well then as i said , what are you doing here, why did come in here ?. Guy says, the light was on.
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August 19th, 2013, 06:09 PM | #6638 |
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After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.
She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." "Fair enough," I replied, groping her breasts.
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August 19th, 2013, 06:33 PM | #6639 |
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What do you call a masturbating bull?
Beef stroken-off.
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My wife said to me "Do you know what it's like to have three tits?". "What, you've got three tits?" I asked . "Yeah", she replied , "Two on my chest and I'm married to the third".
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