Post your corny jokes - Page 1174

**trailmaster** · November 9th, 2016, 01:27 PM

Note: This thread is not about real facts. Everything on this thread is about jokes. They are just jokes: Do you understand:

Jokes

~~}[eywood~~ · November 9th, 2016, 02:05 PM

Jokes based on incorrect facts are only jokes on the writer

**Isegrim** · November 9th, 2016, 05:46 PM

A question to our american friends ... is that Donald?

**photoflex** · November 9th, 2016, 07:03 PM

I woke up my two kids this morning and told them Santa had died.
Why should I be the only one to wake up to bad news?

~~}[eywood~~ · November 9th, 2016, 07:16 PM

America.

Yup that's all I have to say. It's a corny joke all its own now

**SanteeFats** · November 9th, 2016, 07:24 PM

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"

**seany65** · November 10th, 2016, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Note: This thread is not about real facts. Everything on this thread is about jokes. They are just jokes: Do you understand:

Jokes

Ummm, That's also a post that is a fact and isn't a joke.

Oh, errr, so is this one.

Eeeek, it's contagious!

**effCup** · November 10th, 2016, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Everything on this thread is about jokes.

"Reality" can be funnier than fiction.

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

real facts.

Qualified facts? What, like: "we hold these half-truths to be self-indulgent"?

**trailmaster** · November 10th, 2016, 01:12 AM

effCup, remember your title: Vintage Idiot

**photoflex** · November 10th, 2016, 05:02 AM

There are also jokes that can be pushed a little too far.
I mean, we all had a good laugh, and than suddenly,
he really is the president of the USA!

November 9th, 2016, 07:03 PM	#11734
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November 10th, 2016, 05:02 AM	#11740
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,922 Thanked 127,776 Times in 3,570 Posts	There are also jokes that can be pushed a little too far. I mean, we all had a good laugh, and than suddenly, he really is the president of the USA! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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November 9th, 2016, 01:27 PM	#11731
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,204 Times in 60,069 Posts	Note: This thread is not about real facts. Everything on this thread is about jokes. They are just jokes: Do you understand: Jokes

November 9th, 2016, 02:05 PM	#11732
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	Jokes based on incorrect facts are only jokes on the writer

November 9th, 2016, 05:46 PM	#11733
Isegrim Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,094 Thanks: 8,200 Thanked 11,679 Times in 1,099 Posts	A question to our american friends ... is that Donald?

November 9th, 2016, 07:16 PM	#11735
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	America. Yup that's all I have to say. It's a corny joke all its own now

November 9th, 2016, 07:24 PM	#11736
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,826 Times in 60,861 Posts	A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"

November 10th, 2016, 01:12 AM	#11739
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,204 Times in 60,069 Posts	effCup, remember your title: Vintage Idiot