Post your corny jokes

[mrfixit]

[ManofKent]

"Has a child my father only ever hit me once. Mind you, he was driving a Volvo at the time..."

(attributed to Bob Monkhouse).

[trailmaster]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees C. The Russians used a
pencil.

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
The Russians used a pencil.

A nice story but another myth.
On the Fisher space pen see also.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by effCup

A nice story but another myth.
On the Fisher space pen see also.

It is not a story. It is a joke, that's why it is on this thread, and if you look at the official story the Russians did use pencils for awhile.

effCup, why are you always so negative all the time?

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

It is not a story. It is a joke, that's why it is on this thread, and if you look at the official story the Russians did use pencils for awhile.

effCup, why are you always so negative all the time?

Is there a punchline for that? No, wait, that was the punchline?
In what way is propagating myths "positive"?
Facts can often be more interesting than faction. [hmm, I meant to type fiction but maybe I should leave it as is.]
Both Russians and Americans at times used pencils in space, but that seems immaterial to your myth.
Stories can be tall or short.

[trailmaster]

Some short jokes:

A wife told her husband to whisper some dirty things, the man then replied."The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
Answer: Egg-splosion.
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Teacher: Be sure you go straight home.
Student: I can't, I live just around the corner!
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Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose, and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and your nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!
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A boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and asks, "Did you see the speed limit sign?"
The boy says, "Yea, I just didn't see you."
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Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.
Yo mama do dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
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What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-Hop.

[SanteeFats]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Some short jokes:

TM I didn't read one (PC here) little person joke

[Isegrim]

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

PC here

PC ... Some one must have hacked his account ...

[}[eywood]

Originally Posted by Isegrim

PC ... Some one must have hacked his account ...

Perhaps. We'll know for sure if a similar comment appears under MaxJoker's name