Things not to say to your mother in law - Page 35

MaxJoker · January 20th, 2019, 05:47 PM

341 ~ Sant`eee , you look so much saggier of Moobs in person

**footstep** · January 20th, 2019, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

need help working on your gag reflex

Please: quote your post with number.

**jomama** · January 24th, 2019, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by footstep

Please: quote your post with number.

didn't see alot of post numbers on here but fixed that last few ones of mine

MaxJoker · January 24th, 2019, 05:20 PM

344 ~ Does your daughter take after you ? . As the lying bitch claimed her Grand`Mudda had been buried with an antique wedding ring. Yet I dig Dat`rotten corpse up only to find nutt`in greeting me. Provided you disregard that skanks toothy over bite rictus grin.

**jomama** · January 24th, 2019, 11:38 PM

345. do you trim your bush with a weed wacker or hedge trimmer ?

MaxJoker · January 25th, 2019, 04:28 PM

346 ~ Can I borrow a shovel ? .. Hey , I`m not going to dig a grave for your grandson with my own bare hands am I ???.

**jomama** · January 25th, 2019, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

346 ~ Can I borrow a shovel ? .. Hey , I`m not going to dig a grave for your grandson with my own bare hands am I ???.

347. Can you let me know where you buried your last husbands?

wildbanker55449 · January 28th, 2019, 07:00 PM

I can see where your daughter got her tits/ass from.

**jomama** · January 28th, 2019, 08:56 PM

349. Do you and your husband share bras?

MaxJoker · February 8th, 2019, 05:10 PM

350 ~ Pinch Punch , eighth of the month

January 20th, 2019, 05:47 PM	#341
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ok broke the bathroom window while he sat naked on the toilet , shaving his legs. As couldn't wait to knock him up. In a front door sense. Yet I ask you Fellow Forum Fellas. Name me a Sant`eee son in law who wouldn't !?! 341 ~ Sant`eee , you look so much saggier of Moobs in person __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 24th, 2019, 05:20 PM	#344
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly Fellow Forum Fellas. I call a spade a spade . Especially after having to use one. Yet Dis`cnut Den`behaves all snooty and such telling me to leave. Uh huh , like her shit don't stink ! 344 ~ Does your daughter take after you ? . As the lying bitch claimed her Grand`Mudda had been buried with an antique wedding ring. Yet I dig Dat`rotten corpse up only to find nutt`in greeting me. Provided you disregard that skanks toothy over bite rictus grin. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 24th, 2019, 11:38 PM	#345
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	345. do you trim your bush with a weed wacker or hedge trimmer ? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

January 25th, 2019, 04:28 PM	#346
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ok so maybe should have broken the news I`d run over the kid of my Brother In-Law as he played in the garden , a whimsy more tactfully. Only in my defense was drunk at the time. Yet if I hadn't been I`d not have ignored him and gunned it, duh ! 346 ~ Can I borrow a shovel ? .. Hey , I`m not going to dig a grave for your grandson with my own bare hands am I ???. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2019, 08:56 PM	#349
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	349. Do you and your husband share bras? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

January 28th, 2019, 07:00 PM	#348
wildbanker55449 Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 5,208 Thanked 467 Times in 38 Posts	I can see where your daughter got her tits/ass from.

February 8th, 2019, 05:10 PM	#350
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	So technically I cracked her one across the head with a hammer , Butt "Pinch , Punch , Hammer" same difference really 350 ~ Pinch Punch , eighth of the month __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.