Memorable VEF lines

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Billybunter scores with the Weimar epigram:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I love her smile she loves my wallet.

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BBdc explains why consistency in artistic achievement is such a great virtue:

Originally Posted by blueballsdc

Bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad cinematography, bad special effects, bad sets, bad costumes, bad makeup, just about anything that it is possible to be bad is bad in this movie. But I watch it every year.

[GailFan]

Worthy of immortalisation is Foxbark's thread simply entitled "Chuck Berry Pissed All Over A Woman, and then Farted Loudly".

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t24...ed-loudly.html

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Norbert observes:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

Apt Pupil (1998)



"A blood-chilling, heart-stopping thriller!"

No, it's not. My walk to the toilet is more blood-chilling.

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Reviving this thread with Brecht's distillation of all that is wonderfully weird about Japan:

Originally Posted by Brecht

Branded to Kill (1967)
Goro Hanada (Joe Shishido), ranked third among Japan's most skillful hitmen, may not be a panty sniffer but boy does he love the smell of boiling rice.

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Nightjar informs us that hell has indeed frozen over . . .

Originally Posted by Nightjar

Nicolas Cage is actually one of the more subtle and restrained elements in the whole picture.

[old alal]

This is a recent one I like from a next generation thread

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

The cartoon tits are a laugh if nothing else, but the inflated lips??????Is there a single bloke on the planet who finds that attractive?

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I missed this one when it was first posted but "The Unknown Libertarian" -- I can vouch for the first bit, I can't remember seeing his posts-- has a winner here.

Originally Posted by The Unknown Libertarian

Oh yeah: there's also a kidnapping. Kat's little brother, Tommy, who is inexplicably worshipful of Vanilla Ice's character, is kidnapped for reasons that aren't entirely clear, but they involve the guy who played the dad on Alf. Or maybe the dad on Family Ties. I get those two shows confused.

As you might predict, Johnny rescues Tommy from the kidnappers, simultaneously winning the heart of Kat and the respect of her parents and proving that, though he might be a rebel, he's a rebel with a heart.

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Now I'd rank that all as "pretty good but not exactly memorable"-- call it nice service from the midfield (footie fans, don't say I never throw you a bone), but its with the final bit that Unknown Libertarian crushes it past the keeper

Originally Posted by The Unknown Libertarian

Also, she finally gets her organizer back.

[wimbo77]

Maxjoker

females you'd never jump even if you had a gun to your head and starter cables in your hand

I'm talking about a women who even if you were trapped all alone on an island with for 19 months still wouldn't get a salute from your personal soldier !

[wimbo77]

From Estreeter's Toilet Humour thread

SanteeFats Boy the topic of this thread sure is shitty.