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June 1st, 2017, 06:35 PM
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That would be Long Pig...
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June 1st, 2017, 06:50 PM
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Some people fantasize about winning Wimbledon. Some people fantasize about playing the guitar with Johnny Winter. Jammin' with Johnny.
My fantasy? To have a >40-thank post like Immy's. http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...30&postcount=1 Last edited by OldSchool47; June 1st, 2017 at 11:57 PM.. Reason: deleted "make" |
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June 1st, 2017, 08:58 PM
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Bloke comes into a pub and announces to the regulars "I can identify anything just by the smell. Anyone want to take me on? whatever you bet me, I'll give you double if I can't. Several of the regulars accept the bet, the bloke sits down, pulls on a blindfold and says 'Ok, bring it on. fetch something and waft it under my nose". One of the regulars disappears for a few seconds, comes back and waves something made of wood under the bloke's nose. "Hmm... not an easy one - do it again" The regular waves it under the bloke's nose again "Err... I'm still not absolutely sure. Again?" Another waft by the regular. The bloke says "No. That's the first time I've ever been beaten. Give me a minute, you'll get your money" The regular says "Don't take your blindfold off yet mate, take a guess." The bloke sits quietly for a minute and then answers sadly "No, I just can't come to a decision. But I will go this far, it's either a fish box or a seat from the Ladies' Toilets." _________________________ It was a few years before I finally got the joke.
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June 2nd, 2017, 03:39 AM
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What are you willing to pay for that? |
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June 2nd, 2017, 07:18 AM
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Anybody else feel sorry for the piglet ? .... Fancy being forced to eat an apple on ya death bed
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June 2nd, 2017, 09:04 AM
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June 2nd, 2017, 09:08 AM
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that would be the complete pig along with the head and apple.
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You mimic barking like a dog to a dog.
I wonder if there a random moments where you've said something coherent in dog language and it understands? |
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