December 8th, 2009, 07:14 PM | #1 |
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December 8th, 2009, 07:46 PM | #2 |
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All my thoughts are pretty random
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December 16th, 2009, 07:28 PM | #3 |
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Who decides what thoughts are random?
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What if being snow blind meant you couldn't see snow?
Driving your car would be a real adventure wouldn't it? You'd be screaming at your mechanic "Traction control my ass! I slid through every stop sign. If it wasn't for the old lady pushing a shopping cart I would have hit a bus you idiot!" You'd be watching the winter olympics wondering what the devil these fools were up to. Snow ball fights would be a complete mystery. "What was that? Whatever you're doing just stop it. I'm not crazy you're crazy!" Just wondering.
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January 11th, 2010, 06:34 PM | #5 |
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Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing ?
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January 19th, 2010, 09:52 AM | #6 |
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I don't see anything randome abou....hey cookies....sorry as I was saying I don't see anythi....WOW nudity got to go
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Whilst having had a few drinks, I thought...
...maybe it would be a wheeze for all to be invited to spit out the most trivial/surreal/wierd/just plain silliest ideas or thoughts to have popped into our minds whilst engaged in the fine and noble art of intoxication.
For example... The question of which Family Guy character should be portrayed as Dr. Strangelove? Stewie (obviously), Meg or Peter? What say you?
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I thought, time for another.
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I thought ,I need pork Scratchings
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... right, better get my cap on. That 747 won't fly itself.
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