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November 3rd, 2017, 05:56 PM

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Sandhunter couldn't believe his luck when the locker he bid for on Storage Wars was full of abandoned Bud Lite.

He prefers industrial alcohol, or even diesel

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November 3rd, 2017, 06:02 PM	#852
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November 3rd, 2017, 06:54 PM

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That's not true either. The Titanic was riveted, not welded. Welderman was called Rivetman at the time

Good Memory P5.

But, Do you Remember when, Me,You and Mal Worked in The Zhdanov Shipyard In Leningrad..

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November 3rd, 2017, 07:22 PM	#854
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,722 Thanks: 66,387 Thanked 210,283 Times in 15,762 Posts	When Plastic Tiffani books a room, he always checks in under the Mr and Mrs. John Smith

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November 3rd, 2017, 07:43 PM

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When Plastic Tiffani books a room, he always checks in under the Mr and Mrs. John Smith

He checks in with Estreeter. One of them is always in drag

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Mal Hombre was born with a tail

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November 3rd, 2017, 08:45 PM	#860
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