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September 19th, 2018, 01:34 PM | #13851 |
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Used to love playing knock and run when a kid in fact still do,
It`s why I`m a delivery driver for Parcel Force.
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September 19th, 2018, 02:38 PM | #13852 |
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September 19th, 2018, 04:18 PM | #13853 |
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September 19th, 2018, 08:27 PM | #13854 |
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They say 1 in 3 people in the UK are not very good at maths. That's over 70% of the population.
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September 19th, 2018, 09:45 PM | #13855 |
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Anyone remember Mrs Beeton's cookery book?
Well, I love French cooking and I was inspired by her book to write my own book about French cooking, but no-one would publish it. When I asked them why not, they all said it's because I started the first recipe with: "First, catch your Frenchman".
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There is a road nearby called Federer Ln.
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What is amnesia?
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