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July 27th, 2018, 06:33 PM	#13581
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,307 Times in 3,171 Posts	I've just bought a book about bomb making. Everything is explained using exploded diagrams.

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July 27th, 2018, 06:40 PM	#13582
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	My Mom doesn’t trust my Dad’s secretary. I asked her why, and she just said ‘I’ve seen her type before’ -Gary Delany

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July 27th, 2018, 09:42 PM	#13583
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,769 Times in 3,570 Posts	Truth... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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July 28th, 2018, 02:03 AM	#13584
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	Man: Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a moth. Doctor: Why have you come to see me then? Man: You've left a light on. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 28th, 2018, 04:39 AM	#13585
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

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July 28th, 2018, 04:46 AM	#13586
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,769 Times in 3,570 Posts	It's a heatwave! I don't know how hot it actually is, but I believe the outdoor sensor of my thermometer is trying to tell me something... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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July 28th, 2018, 03:14 PM	#13587
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,769 Times in 3,570 Posts	I saw homeopathic drops 'Extra Strong!' Does that mean they're more or less diluted? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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July 28th, 2018, 03:57 PM	#13588
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Granddad always told me never to raise my hands to a woman , As it leaves your groin unprotected. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 28th, 2018, 06:28 PM	#13589
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,307 Times in 3,171 Posts	My mate asked if there are rules and regulations to wanking. I said not at the moment but I can see it coming.

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July 28th, 2018, 07:02 PM	#13590
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,686 Times in 57,565 Posts	You mean It's in hand ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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