January 2nd, 2010, 02:47 PM | #21 |
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When I was about 14/15, I was staying at my Aunties place, in the spare room. One night, it was late and there was something on TV with a sex scene, and being a teenage lad I was soon wanking away to it. I came, and then heard a snigger. My cousin, who was a year older than me, was stood in the doorway watching me. She walked away, and nothing was ever said about it. Sometimes I fantasise about what could have happened.
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January 2nd, 2010, 06:15 PM | #22 |
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My wife caught me once. She apologized for intruding and never mentioned it again.
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January 3rd, 2010, 11:19 AM | #23 |
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That was very good of her. Not like my wife. "What are you doing"? "I was trout fishing. What the hell do you think I was doing"? "Do you think of me when you do that"? "Oh yeah, out of any woman in the world I could think of when I do that, I think of you, of course". Christ!
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January 3rd, 2010, 03:45 PM | #24 |
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Yeah, well...my wife is German.
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January 4th, 2010, 11:26 AM | #25 |
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There was a time,if I remember right,that I was caught NOT wanking.My family got very worry about it.They call the Doc but he said it was just a phase,nothing serious.
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January 4th, 2010, 08:01 PM | #26 |
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To be caught wanking must be a very embarrassing thing.
To be discovered wanking can be a very erotic thing. It's all a question of timing and who the observer is. |
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January 6th, 2010, 12:16 AM | #27 |
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Sheesh, I've been caught more times than a supercomputer can count.
My mom, my dad, my brothers, at least 2 aunts and the best of all: My uptight sister-in-law. She told my brother that she walked in as I was wanking it in my living room. He wasn't supposed to tell me. |
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Almost but not quite.
Question: What is the most sensitive part of your body during masturbation? Answer: Your ears! Now read the top line again |
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January 12th, 2010, 01:29 AM | #29 |
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I got really drunk one night in my late teens and decided to buy a "jazz mag" from 7-11,got back to my parents house, went to my bedroom,got undressed and started wanking to my new mag...passed out and got woken by my furious father demanding to know "what the fuck are you doing??" I still had my hand on my spunky cock and my younger brother was peering in the room laughing. If i had not decided to put a cd on when i got back, dad would'nt have come in the room to turn it off. well and truly busted. I could'nt look him in the eye for weeks.
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February 26th, 2010, 09:27 PM | #30 |
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This subject came up (no pun intended) down the pub a few weeks back. A mate told us about the time he was caught by his sister. After his parents had went to bed he went to his room grabbed a porno vid and went downstairs and stuck it in the VCR. At some point due to a few drinks too many he fell asleep cock in hand with porn on the tv. His sister (older) arrived home to this wonderful sight. He says he has never gotten over the "shame"
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