Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 105

**trailmaster** · November 8th, 2017, 12:45 PM

sandhunterdrinks so much beer and liquor that he has a tube and mechanical device attached to his bladder, so that every time he needs to pee he does not have to get out of his chair. He just pushes a button on the device and his bladder is emptied. The pee flows into an attached gallon plastic bottle which he can empty later.

**tygrkhat40** · November 8th, 2017, 01:55 PM

trailmaster knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

**trailmaster** · November 8th, 2017, 01:56 PM

Mal Hombresays in his profile that he is a machinist. What he does not say is that he also works for the
U.K. military air defense system. Mal is one of the men who looks at radar screens all day looking for possible nuclear missles coming from other countries into English air space. If a missle is detected Mal is the man who could push a button and send a a nuclear ballistic missle to it's foreign source. That's ok except for one thing. In Mal's lunch box he brings a bottle of Scotch whiskey that he is always drinking from. So if Mal was not right in the head from the alcohol he might push the button prematurely and the world goes down the tubes in nuclear devastation. Mal also does his supermodding for VEF from his seat at the air defense system!

**sandhunter** · November 8th, 2017, 02:11 PM

Max has a sexual fantasy involving Gordon Ramsey , they are in bed and eating wienies with toothpics while beating there chicken legs together

**ball7** · November 8th, 2017, 02:47 PM

Trailmaster recently lost control of his car and drove straight into a funeral parlor. He made so much noice that the dead rose again.

**wimbo77** · November 8th, 2017, 04:20 PM

Glen Quagmire co wrote some lyrics with Jarvis Cocker for his album Different Class. The tracks were Feeling Called Love, Pencil Skirt and Underwear.

**Arturo2nd** · November 8th, 2017, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

sandhunterdrinks so much beer and liquor that he has a tube and mechanical device attached to his bladder, so that every time he needs to pee he does not have to get out of his chair. He just pushes a button on the device and his bladder is emptied. The pee flows into an attached gallon plastic bottle which he can empty later.

I was under the impression that the contents of the gallon jug were used to make the next batch of sandhunter's home brew. "Waste not, want not"

**ball7** · November 8th, 2017, 07:03 PM

MaxJoker recently showed his shortcommings to his boss.
The boss promised a raise if he pulled his pants before he had counted to three

**Hertz** · November 8th, 2017, 07:08 PM

Trails shot people in the street with the nose balls

**Welderman** · November 8th, 2017, 07:18 PM

trails, Sandy, Santee, Brian, and Hertz. Sailed on the Mayflower to Plymouth Massachusettes..Then They wished they hadn't, and came back again...

November 8th, 2017, 01:55 PM	#1042
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	trailmaster knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 8th, 2017, 02:11 PM	#1044
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	it could happen Max has a sexual fantasy involving Gordon Ramsey , they are in bed and eating wienies with toothpics while beating there chicken legs together

November 8th, 2017, 04:20 PM	#1046
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Glen Quagmire co wrote some lyrics with Jarvis Cocker for his album Different Class. The tracks were Feeling Called Love, Pencil Skirt and Underwear. __________________

November 8th, 2017, 07:18 PM	#1050
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	trails, Sandy, Santee, Brian, and Hertz. Sailed on the Mayflower to Plymouth Massachusettes..Then They wished they hadn't, and came back again... __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 8th, 2017, 12:45 PM	#1041
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,186 Times in 60,069 Posts	sandhunterdrinks so much beer and liquor that he has a tube and mechanical device attached to his bladder, so that every time he needs to pee he does not have to get out of his chair. He just pushes a button on the device and his bladder is emptied. The pee flows into an attached gallon plastic bottle which he can empty later.

November 8th, 2017, 01:56 PM	#1043
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,186 Times in 60,069 Posts	Mal Hombresays in his profile that he is a machinist. What he does not say is that he also works for the U.K. military air defense system. Mal is one of the men who looks at radar screens all day looking for possible nuclear missles coming from other countries into English air space. If a missle is detected Mal is the man who could push a button and send a a nuclear ballistic missle to it's foreign source. That's ok except for one thing. In Mal's lunch box he brings a bottle of Scotch whiskey that he is always drinking from. So if Mal was not right in the head from the alcohol he might push the button prematurely and the world goes down the tubes in nuclear devastation. Mal also does his supermodding for VEF from his seat at the air defense system!

November 8th, 2017, 02:47 PM	#1045
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trailmaster recently lost control of his car and drove straight into a funeral parlor. He made so much noice that the dead rose again.

November 8th, 2017, 07:03 PM	#1048
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	MaxJoker recently showed his shortcommings to his boss. The boss promised a raise if he pulled his pants before he had counted to three

November 8th, 2017, 07:08 PM	#1049
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	Trails shot people in the street with the nose balls