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Old April 19th, 2018, 10:51 PM   #5051
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Bravo Jenny!

Our Mods and Admin do an excellent bang up job of making VEF the A+ porn site that it is!
No E, before you ask, the A+ does not stand for anal.

I should have said "the Number 1 porn site" instead.
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Our Mods and Admin do an excellent bang up job of making VEF the A+ porn site that it is! More times than not it can be a grueling job!
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Old April 19th, 2018, 11:06 PM   #5053
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Not at all, I'm not trying to brown nose anyone, that's how I feel.
When I visit and see the crap, off topic material, and flimsy operations at other porn sites the difference between little to no modding and poor Admin versus the excellent modding and Admin here becomes evident.
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No E, before you ask, the A+ does not stand for anal.

I should have said "the Number 1 porn site" instead.
Huh What Porn Site

Sorry Cuz This ain't no Porn Site

Think Cambridge, Oxford, Harvard, Yale, Princeton That's what this place is, there is no way normal thinking members who post here are not wiser than when they joined VEF provides knowledge, culture, thought, philosophy, debate, literature, art, comedy and of course anal ..... plus



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