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**ball7** · June 3rd, 2019, 06:23 PM

Unknown Fact... The human brain is an amazing organ which works 24 hours a day every second of everyday from the time you leave the womb until you find Religion.
-The Unknown Comic

**photoflex** · June 4th, 2019, 06:25 AM

You know what the perfect time for a revolution is?
When the leader of your country is abroad.

Subtle hint.

**effCup** · June 4th, 2019, 10:31 AM

Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses.

Q: What do you feed the son of god?
A: Cheeses of Nazareth.

Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.

MaxJoker · June 4th, 2019, 12:33 PM

Daylight savings time ? ,

Bah I give it six months !.

**trailmaster** · June 4th, 2019, 12:48 PM

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange behavior of the couple inside. The woman was running the lawn mower over the carpet and the man had one hand dipped in a fish bowl and was playing with himself with the other. The salesman assumed they were crazy and moved on. After he'd finished his pitch at the next farmhouse,he mentioned what he'd just seen.

"Oh, those folks ain't crazy," the farmer said. "They're both deaf mutes. She was telling him to mow the lawn, and he was telling her to go f...k herself because he was going fishing."

**Sir Honkers** · June 4th, 2019, 11:17 PM

Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.

**ball7** · June 5th, 2019, 07:36 AM

Autocorrect just changed porn into pork. How Danish.
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if two pregnant women fight, it’s kind of like two babies having a mecha battle.

**trailmaster** · June 5th, 2019, 01:10 PM

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his friend. When he got to the bush where his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curious and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away?"

The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran"

**Mal Hombre** · June 5th, 2019, 01:56 PM

I've been dating a lift attendant for a while now,She wants to take Our relationship to another level..

**seldomseen** · June 5th, 2019, 02:00 PM

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

June 3rd, 2019, 06:23 PM	#14761
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,291 Thanked 210,002 Times in 15,731 Posts	Unknown Fact... The human brain is an amazing organ which works 24 hours a day every second of everyday from the time you leave the womb until you find Religion. -The Unknown Comic __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

June 4th, 2019, 06:25 AM	#14762
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,926 Thanked 127,786 Times in 3,570 Posts	You know what the perfect time for a revolution is? When the leader of your country is abroad. Subtle hint. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

June 4th, 2019, 12:33 PM	#14764
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Daylight savings time ? , Bah I give it six months !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 5th, 2019, 07:36 AM	#14767
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,291 Thanked 210,002 Times in 15,731 Posts	Autocorrect just changed porn into pork. How Danish. _______________________________________________ if two pregnant women fight, it’s kind of like two babies having a mecha battle. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael. Last edited by ball7; June 5th, 2019 at 07:51 AM..

June 5th, 2019, 01:56 PM	#14769
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June 4th, 2019, 10:31 AM	#14763
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,136 Thanks: 226,731 Thanked 356,779 Times in 21,631 Posts	Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? A: Baby cheeses. Q: What do you feed the son of god? A: Cheeses of Nazareth. Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? A: Edam and Eve.

June 4th, 2019, 12:48 PM	#14765
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange behavior of the couple inside. The woman was running the lawn mower over the carpet and the man had one hand dipped in a fish bowl and was playing with himself with the other. The salesman assumed they were crazy and moved on. After he'd finished his pitch at the next farmhouse,he mentioned what he'd just seen. "Oh, those folks ain't crazy," the farmer said. "They're both deaf mutes. She was telling him to mow the lawn, and he was telling her to go f...k herself because he was going fishing."

June 4th, 2019, 11:17 PM	#14766
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,327 Times in 30,311 Posts	Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

June 5th, 2019, 01:10 PM	#14768
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his friend. When he got to the bush where his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curious and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away?" The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran"

June 5th, 2019, 02:00 PM	#14770
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,994 Times in 38,112 Posts	I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.