Things you can't do anymore.... - Page 3

**tabler** · March 16th, 2009, 10:24 AM

Service your own car, I lift the bonnet of my car and at no point is there anything remotely engine like under there.

**slowdiver** · March 16th, 2009, 10:49 AM

Expect someone who works in "customer service" to have anything like a rudimentary idea of what the two words actually mean

**anklebiter** · March 16th, 2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowdiver

Expect someone who works in "customer service" to have anything like a rudimentary idea of what the two words actually mean

Not to mention you can't understand what the hell they're saying.I swear every service call I place or receive is routed to some lady in Pakistan with a mouth full of Cheeto's.

hugleflip · March 16th, 2009, 08:15 PM

You can't go out and get rat-arsed then have a fish 'n' chip supper on the way home and still have change from a tenner!

**billybunter** · March 17th, 2009, 09:55 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if some gov dr declared that wanking is bad for you! It hasn't done me any harm, and I don't wear glasses and don't have hairy hands.

baddog88 · March 18th, 2009, 10:33 AM

ye canna change the laws of physics!!!!

You cant go into a supermarket and buy razorblades if your look or are under 18

and you cant escape hearing about the bloody credit crunch!

**kiwi** · March 18th, 2009, 08:25 PM

You can't believe Mars Bars are so small these days.

**slowdiver** · March 19th, 2009, 12:04 AM

You can't go into your local sweet shop and say "packet of opal fruits, a marathon and a packet of spangles please".

**anklebiter** · March 19th, 2009, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi

You can't believe Mars Bars are so small these days.

I can't even find them anymore

Fan · March 19th, 2009, 12:00 PM

You can't buy Amazin Raisin Bars, Aztec Bars, or Puffa Puffa Rice.

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March 16th, 2009, 10:24 AM	#21
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,507 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Service your own car, I lift the bonnet of my car and at no point is there anything remotely engine like under there.

March 16th, 2009, 08:15 PM	#24
hugleflip Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wales Posts: 191 Thanks: 4,568 Thanked 6,880 Times in 189 Posts	You can't go out and get rat-arsed then have a fish 'n' chip supper on the way home and still have change from a tenner!

March 17th, 2009, 09:55 AM	#25
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I wouldn't be surprised if some gov dr declared that wanking is bad for you! It hasn't done me any harm, and I don't wear glasses and don't have hairy hands.

March 18th, 2009, 10:33 AM	#26
baddog88 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 28 Thanked 13 Times in 2 Posts	ye canna change the laws of physics!!!! You cant go into a supermarket and buy razorblades if your look or are under 18 and you cant escape hearing about the bloody credit crunch!

March 19th, 2009, 12:00 PM	#30
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	You can't buy Amazin Raisin Bars, Aztec Bars, or Puffa Puffa Rice.