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August 2nd, 2018, 04:47 PM | #1461 |
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August 13th, 2018, 05:25 PM | #1462 |
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Hey don't shoot the , sick and twisted messenger !
What's the difference between a Jew and a penny ? ,
I'd be upset if I lost 6 million pennies. Who invented the yarmulke ? , A Jew that wanted to cover a bad spot but didn't want to pay for an entire hat. What moves faster than a speeding bullet ? , A Jew who found a money off voucher that expires today.
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August 13th, 2018, 06:51 PM | #1463 |
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What kind of students tends to get the most golden stars?
Jews. What do you call a true American hero? Fictional Who is not a virgin? A rapist |
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August 16th, 2018, 11:56 AM | #1464 |
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded. Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told her twice. Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes, if she knows what's fucking good for her. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time? A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What do 54,000-abused women every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. |
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August 17th, 2018, 11:45 AM | #1465 |
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Whoever coined the phrase 'nothing lasts forever',
Obviously never tried having a wank over Diane Abbott
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August 17th, 2018, 12:03 PM | #1466 |
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What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a mountain? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain? Mudslide. What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a mountain? Jailbreak. What's the dirtiest, stinkiest thing you'll find in a Jew's coat? A jew. What does a black person and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree. What are three things a black man can never get? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job. What was Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter. Why did so many black soldiers die in Vietnam? When the sergeant said "Get down!" they all got up and started dancing. |
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August 18th, 2018, 02:12 PM | #1467 |
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Why does it suck to be a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.
Why does a German shower have 11 holes in it? Because Jews only have ten fingers. There was a black man shot over a dozen times the other night. The investigator said it was the worst case of suicide he's ever seen. What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer. What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin. "Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient. "No, you're a very pretty girl, but you're only twelve," replies the doctor. "Please, just one kiss," she pleads. "Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be fucking you." |
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How can 4 gay men be seated on one barstool ?
Put the barstool upside-down. |
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August 18th, 2018, 02:39 PM | #1469 |
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Why did Michael Jackson love Moonwalking ? ,
Found it a great way to get in and out of kid`s bedrooms quietly.
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August 20th, 2018, 12:36 PM | #1470 |
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Some skinheads poured gasoline on the father of the black family down the street and burnt him to death. The whole neighborhood started up a collection for his family; so far we have 8 gallons.
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