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MaxJoker · September 4th, 2018, 01:50 PM

What do you call a five foot psychic who`s escaped from prison ? ,

A small medium at large .

**photoflex** · September 4th, 2018, 03:24 PM

MaxJoker · September 4th, 2018, 03:43 PM

How does Jack Frost get to work ? ,

By icicle .

**seany65** · September 5th, 2018, 12:10 AM

What did the very camp gay man say when he looked in the mirror?

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairiest of us all?"

What did the ancient Egyptian king say when he looked in the Mirror?

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the pharaohest of us all?"

Aaron · September 5th, 2018, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photoflex

How are smart blondes and UFOs alike?

You hear about them, but you never see them!

MaxJoker · September 5th, 2018, 03:49 PM

What`s invisible yet smells like carrot ? ,

Rabbit farts.

**captpike** · September 5th, 2018, 11:03 PM

**photoflex** · September 5th, 2018, 11:57 PM

Perfect, perfect reply...

Nittanylionfan · September 6th, 2018, 12:42 AM

I've often met very content people who claimed to be as 'happy as a clam." All the clams I've ever known were either in a chowder or getting steamed.

**mrfixit** · September 6th, 2018, 03:48 AM

Why did Jose take Xanax?
To help with Hispanic attacks.

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September 5th, 2018, 12:10 AM	#13774
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	What did the very camp gay man say when he looked in the mirror? "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairiest of us all?" What did the ancient Egyptian king say when he looked in the Mirror? "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the pharaohest of us all?" __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

September 5th, 2018, 03:49 PM	#13776
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September 5th, 2018, 11:57 PM	#13778
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September 6th, 2018, 12:42 AM	#13779
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September 6th, 2018, 03:48 AM	#13780
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