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July 28th, 2018, 08:30 AM | #3331 | |
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July 28th, 2018, 10:38 AM | #3332 |
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July 28th, 2018, 12:12 PM | #3334 |
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Silicone Carne Stands in front of a full length mirror and sings Celine Dion songs
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July 28th, 2018, 03:54 PM | #3335 |
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Estreeter wanted Uluru(Ayers Rock) for his own garden rockery but they didnt want him to chip away at it.
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July 28th, 2018, 04:05 PM | #3336 |
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Some time ago Chromax signed up for a part in a porn movie. But he didn't read the contract very closely at all. When he turned up for the shoot, he found out it was an animal-porn movie. It's not known if he performed anyway
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July 28th, 2018, 04:28 PM | #3337 |
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The payday was huge so I did, disguised as a horse.
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July 28th, 2018, 07:25 PM | #3338 |
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Of course we know the real things that actually happened. You felt sheepish, made a pig of yourself with the free catering and after horsing around looked a right cock(erel) acting the goat(who probably had better lines) and in the end you were cowed, and ducked out with everyone yelling sow-long!
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July 28th, 2018, 07:37 PM | #3339 |
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Greenman once starred in a Troma movie modelled on the story of Swan Lake. The movie was called Bloody Fowl Lake
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July 28th, 2018, 08:02 PM | #3340 | |
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