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Old July 9th, 2018, 12:46 PM   #3211
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Actually, it was me who had to complete their training, but only the last 90%. Some people just don't have the stamina
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Actually, it was me who had to complete their training, but only the last 90%.
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Some people just don't have the stamina
That's a lie

Some people only cover the part of the rules in training they themselves don't break
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Old July 9th, 2018, 01:18 PM   #3213
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Well, at least I told them animal sex pics are forbidden -- you didn't!
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Old July 9th, 2018, 06:28 PM   #3214
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ball7 So young ball7 went back to school and now the boys made even more fun of him, so much that he often would come home crying to his parents. [B][SIZE="2"]

There's something missing though. His parents were Wendigo and Sam Spade, the first gay civil partnership in the US.
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Old July 9th, 2018, 06:43 PM   #3215
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Half the guys on this board has slept with Jen
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Chromax is a joker. He goes to known milieu toilets and writes "Need big gay cock for hot anal heaven" on the wall, and writes the phone number of someone he hates

Sometimes he writes "Hotwife can't get enough. All holes ready" and gives the number of a horrible unloved secretary, or some government servant he doesn't like

Be careful with Chromax. You could be next!
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Old July 9th, 2018, 08:34 PM   #3217
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They just slept, being narcotized by her farts.
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palo5 is a professional assassin. He always aims at the ass.
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Chromax is a joker. He goes to known milieu toilets and writes "Need big gay cock for hot anal heaven" on the wall, and writes the phone number of someone he hates
Is that why you refuse to change your mobile number.
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