And In Other News Today - Page 34

**sandhunter** · September 10th, 2017, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The above man was later found to getting the beer for the Sandhunter who was throwing is annual Legendary Dunefest Corona Party.

**philll_77** · September 10th, 2017, 11:39 AM

<Toyah> It's a mystewy </Toyah>

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/l...20170909135392

**ball7** · September 10th, 2017, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

This one's for wendigo..

Sharknado 15: This movie might contain Irma

MaxJoker · September 10th, 2017, 03:45 PM

**Hertz** · September 11th, 2017, 11:41 AM

American nonsense never ends. Shoot the hurricane?

**tygrkhat40** · September 11th, 2017, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hertz

American nonsense never ends. Shoot the hurricane?

If you think that firing a gun at a hurricane will have any effect on the storm you might be a redneck...with severe cognition problems and should't be allowed to have a capgun, let alone actual firearms.

MaxJoker · September 13th, 2017, 04:55 PM

**ball7** · September 14th, 2017, 06:57 AM

If you have problems getting a stiffy then do as the Europeans - take Viagra and don't do as the Americans - shoot it

MaxJoker · September 15th, 2017, 10:56 AM

PatentHappy · September 16th, 2017, 11:21 AM

A dog named Cat Stevens accompanied by his pet cat, Chairman Meow, embarked on a diplomatic mission to North Korea where upon arrival they immediately noticed that North Korean dogs and cats are 3cm shorter than South Korean dogs and cats. The official explanation given to them was that good nutrition is a highly overrated Western conspiracy which North Koreans wisely avoid.

Last seen with a street vendor known for his kindness to strays.

(Submitted with a nod to historical figures whose names no longer resemble these and winks to characters from 'Californication' TV series.)

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September 16th, 2017, 11:21 AM	#340
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	And In Other State-run News A dog named Cat Stevens accompanied by his pet cat, Chairman Meow, embarked on a diplomatic mission to North Korea where upon arrival they immediately noticed that North Korean dogs and cats are 3cm shorter than South Korean dogs and cats. The official explanation given to them was that good nutrition is a highly overrated Western conspiracy which North Koreans wisely avoid. Last seen with a street vendor known for his kindness to strays. (Submitted with a nod to historical figures whose names no longer resemble these and winks to characters from 'Californication' TV series.)

September 11th, 2017, 11:41 AM	#335
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,678 Times in 10,667 Posts	American nonsense never ends. Shoot the hurricane?

September 14th, 2017, 06:57 AM	#338
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	If you have problems getting a stiffy then do as the Europeans - take Viagra and don't do as the Americans - shoot it