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September 10th, 2016, 03:48 PM | #981 |
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It's amazing to compare the 0% of hilary clinton's supporters who admit she's a chronic liar to the 60% of the general public who admit she's a chronic liar.
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September 10th, 2016, 04:51 PM | #982 |
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It's amusing to hear that Gary Johnson (L-NM) didn't know what Aleppo was.
Because here I thought it was the brand of dog food they give to Jiggs in the USMC. |
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September 10th, 2016, 05:19 PM | #983 |
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Uh huh, now do you understand what I meant by twisted sick jokes that`ll send us all to hell ?
Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans ? ,
They give them gas. What is a Jewish child doing sitting on top of a roof near a chimney ?, Waiting for his parents. How do you get 1,000 Jews into a mini ? , Toss in a penny. Why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz ?, The fare was free.
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September 10th, 2016, 05:30 PM | #984 |
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In line with Max's post above.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: A boy scout comes home from camp. |
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September 11th, 2016, 07:19 PM | #985 |
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What do you call a Marine who like Star Wars?
A Jar-Jar-Binks-Head. [Insulting to Marines because the character looked idiotic, plus couldn't fight.] What do you call a gay Marine? Semper F@g. |
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September 12th, 2016, 02:33 PM | #986 |
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Whats the difference between a Polack and an Irish person (political correctness even here)?
One has a low IQ the other doesn't even know what IQ means
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September 15th, 2016, 03:49 PM | #987 |
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What's the difference between E.T. and illegal aliens?
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home.
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September 16th, 2016, 09:49 PM | #988 |
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Joke on the Internet (some variants may be floating around... pun intended...)
Q. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a lifeboat in the Atlantic Ocean. There are no ships visible anywhere, and no sight of land whatsoever. Who survives? A. The American people. ) |
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September 17th, 2016, 08:50 PM | #989 |
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This shabby looking old bloke in a mucky raincoat is up in court and as he stands in the dock, just as the judge is going thru' his list of crimes he has a major coughing fit.
The judge tries his best over the spluttering perv "Raymond Boggs, no fixed abode, you stand accused of extreme goat buggery, onanism in a public place outraging the public decency, sniffing toilets in Shitetown All Girls Grammer School, horse wanking, rape of a minor and a miner...at the same time......and whale blubber fornication in the incorrect attire.....how do you plead?" Another coughing fit ensues as the man who made Jimmy Savile look normal tries to say "Guilty" The judge then says "Have you tried sucking on a Fisherman's Friend?" "I'm in enough trouble as it is....splutter...cough...Your Honour" (For the non Brit VEF members, Fisherman's Friend are throat lozenges )
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September 20th, 2016, 11:09 AM | #990 |
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"The other night my girlfriend said to me "Your a pervert!". I said to her "That's a very big word for a nine year old!".
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