Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 140

MaxJoker · May 23rd, 2018, 11:28 AM

Despicable,

Something an African say`s when the cotton is ready.

What's five inches long and hasn't gotten sucked for six years ?,

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

**Mal Hombre** · May 24th, 2018, 10:28 AM

MaxJoker · May 29th, 2018, 11:57 AM

Why do Christians make such a big deal about Jesus feeding five thousand with five loaves and two fishes ? ,

What about Hitler ? ,

He made six million Jews toast !.

MaxJoker · June 4th, 2018, 11:48 AM

Must be great being a Korean during summer ,

Can leave your dog in the car and once you've finished work it`ll be slow cooked ready to eat.

What do you get after crossing the Queen and Prince Philip ? ,

Killed in a motorway tunnel.

Regularly check for testicular cancer every day ,

Least that`s the reason I`m giving my neighbours four year old son.

MaxJoker · June 8th, 2018, 05:47 PM

Found a harmonica this evening ,

Tomorrow going to teach myself how to play Edelweiss.

MaxJoker · June 8th, 2018, 06:01 PM

So the manufacturer of thalidomide has finally apologised ,

I know a few people who won't be applauding.

Why do blacks walk the way they do ? ,

Well you'd walk the same way too if you spent the first 8 months of your life dodging a straightened coat hanger hook .

What is the main cause of Pedophilia ?,

Sexy children.

MaxJoker · June 10th, 2018, 04:20 PM

Being wanked off and cooking are so similar as plenty of people will do it for you,

But your Grandma always does it best.

Whenever was naughty as a kid my step uncle Keith would give me the slipper ,

Which is what he called his cock when covered in baby oil .

My next door neighbour is highly respected within the Muslim community,

He's both a pedophile rapist and a terrorist.

MaxJoker · June 11th, 2018, 02:10 PM

What do you get when a Muslim and a Mexican have a baby ? ,

A child too lazy to blow himself up.

MaxJoker · June 13th, 2018, 03:32 PM

While going down on my grandma the other night tasted horse semen and stopped for a second thinking to myself,

Is this how she died ?.

**trailmaster** · June 14th, 2018, 02:21 PM

It's time for some dead baby jokes:

Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires-Yuuuuch.

Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram?
A: Meals on wheels.

Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

Q: What is 18 inches long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death!

May 23rd, 2018, 11:28 AM	#1391
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Despicable, Something an African say`s when the cotton is ready. What's five inches long and hasn't gotten sucked for six years ?, Whitney Houston's crack pipe. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 24th, 2018, 10:28 AM	#1392
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why do Christians make such a big deal about Jesus feeding five thousand with five loaves and two fishes ? , What about Hitler ? , He made six million Jews toast !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 4th, 2018, 11:48 AM	#1394
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Must be great being a Korean during summer , Can leave your dog in the car and once you've finished work it`ll be slow cooked ready to eat. What do you get after crossing the Queen and Prince Philip ? , Killed in a motorway tunnel. Regularly check for testicular cancer every day , Least that`s the reason I`m giving my neighbours four year old son. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 8th, 2018, 05:47 PM	#1395
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Anne Franks real last Diary entry Found a harmonica this evening , Tomorrow going to teach myself how to play Edelweiss. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 8th, 2018, 06:01 PM	#1396
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	So the manufacturer of thalidomide has finally apologised , I know a few people who won't be applauding. Why do blacks walk the way they do ? , Well you'd walk the same way too if you spent the first 8 months of your life dodging a straightened coat hanger hook . What is the main cause of Pedophilia ?, Sexy children. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 10th, 2018, 04:20 PM	#1397
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Being wanked off and cooking are so similar as plenty of people will do it for you, But your Grandma always does it best. Whenever was naughty as a kid my step uncle Keith would give me the slipper , Which is what he called his cock when covered in baby oil . My next door neighbour is highly respected within the Muslim community, He's both a pedophile rapist and a terrorist. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 11th, 2018, 02:10 PM	#1398
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you get when a Muslim and a Mexican have a baby ? , A child too lazy to blow himself up. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 13th, 2018, 03:32 PM	#1399
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey I`m a Mod my place in hell is already reserved , so why not While going down on my grandma the other night tasted horse semen and stopped for a second thinking to myself, Is this how she died ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 14th, 2018, 02:21 PM	#1400
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,168 Times in 60,062 Posts	It's time for some dead baby jokes: Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree? A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata! Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a children's playground! Q: Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line? A: Stopping it with a shovel. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires-Yuuuuch. Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram? A: Meals on wheels. Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? A: Dead babies make the best chum. Q: What is 18 inches long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning? A: Crib death!

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