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May 23rd, 2018, 11:28 AM | #1391 |
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Despicable,
Something an African say`s when the cotton is ready. What's five inches long and hasn't gotten sucked for six years ?, Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
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May 24th, 2018, 10:28 AM | #1392 |
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May 29th, 2018, 11:57 AM | #1393 |
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Why do Christians make such a big deal about Jesus feeding five thousand with five loaves and two fishes ? ,
What about Hitler ? , He made six million Jews toast !.
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June 4th, 2018, 11:48 AM | #1394 |
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Must be great being a Korean during summer ,
Can leave your dog in the car and once you've finished work it`ll be slow cooked ready to eat. What do you get after crossing the Queen and Prince Philip ? , Killed in a motorway tunnel. Regularly check for testicular cancer every day , Least that`s the reason I`m giving my neighbours four year old son.
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June 8th, 2018, 05:47 PM | #1395 |
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Anne Franks real last Diary entry
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June 8th, 2018, 06:01 PM | #1396 |
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So the manufacturer of thalidomide has finally apologised ,
I know a few people who won't be applauding. Why do blacks walk the way they do ? , Well you'd walk the same way too if you spent the first 8 months of your life dodging a straightened coat hanger hook . What is the main cause of Pedophilia ?, Sexy children.
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June 10th, 2018, 04:20 PM | #1397 |
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Being wanked off and cooking are so similar as plenty of people will do it for you, But your Grandma always does it best. Whenever was naughty as a kid my step uncle Keith would give me the slipper , Which is what he called his cock when covered in baby oil . My next door neighbour is highly respected within the Muslim community, He's both a pedophile rapist and a terrorist.
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June 13th, 2018, 03:32 PM | #1399 |
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Hey I`m a Mod my place in hell is already reserved , so why not
While going down on my grandma the other night tasted horse semen and stopped for a second thinking to myself,
Is this how she died ?.
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It's time for some dead baby jokes:
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree? A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata! Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a children's playground! Q: Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line? A: Stopping it with a shovel. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires-Yuuuuch. Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram? A: Meals on wheels. Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? A: Dead babies make the best chum. Q: What is 18 inches long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning? A: Crib death! |
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