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August 18th, 2012, 04:02 PM	#1
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,377 Times in 14,171 Posts	Fancy A Wig??? This is a thread for us members that are maybe the wrong side of 40. Ever thought about cosmetic surgery or a wig. Or a new dick just birds get new boobs and stuff and we are left out. What do the VEF guys think? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 18th, 2012, 04:26 PM	#2
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,441 Times in 8,318 Posts	I don't need a new cock as this one's hardly been f*cking used.

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August 18th, 2012, 04:36 PM	#3
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,186 Thanks: 773,279 Thanked 856,420 Times in 57,617 Posts	Well despite being a tad on the wrong side of fifty,I am still as handsome and virile as I ever was-Sadly...Everybody knows I'm rapidly balding ,So if I suddenly started wearing a syrup it would be a little obvious.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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I don't need a new cock as this one's hardly been f*cking used.

It might need new brake pads and an oil change fleets. The air filter is full of nicotine.

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August 18th, 2012, 04:41 PM	#5
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,186 Thanks: 773,279 Thanked 856,420 Times in 57,617 Posts	I reckon His Big End's gone.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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It's my nerve that's gone!!

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August 18th, 2012, 04:55 PM	#7
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,377 Times in 14,171 Posts	Mal's right. THe lady has threw a leg outta bed. I'll climb under her bonnet for a wee check mate. THe cylinder head is gone mate. It's been ravaged. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 18th, 2012, 05:02 PM	#8
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,145 Times in 10,453 Posts	Just shave your head and declare it your "style". As for the most important part of male body: don't you play with it the wrong games!

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August 18th, 2012, 05:06 PM	#9
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	Well, I do have a bit of a "circular parting", so I was thinking of maybe trying a wig. I found this one which is from the "X-Factor Irritating Twats" range. What do you reckon? Can you tell it's a wig? Now, be honest with me!

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August 18th, 2012, 05:09 PM	#10
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,983 Thanked 31,901 Times in 2,528 Posts	Forget about the hair on the top of your head BB. What you need is a new improved hairy chest Watch this helpful commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lR1fJtK7vQ __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

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