If You Could Choose A Relative Who Would You Choose And Why ? - Page 4

MaxJoker · March 11th, 2012, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

I had something more like this in mind.

Get stuffed , i`m not joining the house of lords !

**donny1** · March 11th, 2012, 08:03 AM

Watch the rugby with Uncle Dick and a few pints

When asked for his favorite food replied “I adore the hamburgers at P. J. Clarke’s. In my drinking days, it was my first stop from the airport. A fellow named Vinny used to be the bartender there, and when I told him I wanted the usual, he lined up six double vodkas "

**billybunter** · March 11th, 2012, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Get stuffed , i`m not joining the houses of lords !

Depends what type of lord you mean Max.

Estreeter · April 7th, 2012, 01:27 PM

I'd really love to be the older brother of Noel and Liam Gallagher,

Reason, so when I beat the living hell out of them the court could deem it a family matter

MaxJoker · January 30th, 2013, 04:30 PM

Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan

-Sigh-

If only that great , cough, man (?) was a brother so beloved of my selfless self he`d made me the only beneficiary of his will

As if so i`d warmly hug him, and yes indeed even happily high five him

Then get him to eat a nice healthy omelet , stuffed full of certain specially picked wild (Untraceable during even the most invasive of autopsy`s) mushrooms

**Sir Honkers** · February 1st, 2013, 10:46 AM

James May and Oz Clarke. I'd love to have them around for a long, boozy Sunday lunch.

**qwerty007** · February 1st, 2013, 07:32 PM

Uncle Guy!

Billionaire owner of Cirque de Soleil, who throws the best infamous parties full of debauchery and naughtiness, and could pony up the $30 mil - or so, to fly me into space!

MaxJoker · February 12th, 2013, 05:26 PM

I`d love to have Pres O`Barmy as my distant Southern cousin

Certainly if he`d then allow me to impregnate his wife and daughters

Actually i done already asked him (In my mind) and he not only agreed but was more moved than a fried watermelon on a sweltering day in Alabama that`d been laid on a steep slope , or something

Hey he is overjoyed at my suggestion , and i`m being fully truthful here , because just like the great hope filled man himself i`d never lie , honest

MaxJoker · February 25th, 2013, 06:39 PM

John (Frankensteins monster much ?) Kerry , as my father

Because the very wealthy yet freaky faced cnut looks like he`s about to drop dead any second.

Which he would quickly enough if i ever found myself behind him at the top of the stairs

**theequestrian** · March 2nd, 2013, 01:56 AM

Jimi Hendrix (it doesn't matter how we're related)

With the hope that some small fraction of his talent was genetic

March 11th, 2012, 08:03 AM	#32
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,315 Times in 2,617 Posts	Watch the rugby with Uncle Dick and a few pints When asked for his favorite food replied “I adore the hamburgers at P. J. Clarke’s. In my drinking days, it was my first stop from the airport. A fellow named Vinny used to be the bartender there, and when I told him I wanted the usual, he lined up six double vodkas " __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

April 7th, 2012, 01:27 PM	#34
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,595 Times in 60,391 Posts	I'd really love to be the older brother of Noel and Liam Gallagher, Reason, so when I beat the living hell out of them the court could deem it a family matter __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 30th, 2013, 04:30 PM	#35
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan -Sigh- If only that great , cough, man (?) was a brother so beloved of my selfless self he`d made me the only beneficiary of his will As if so i`d warmly hug him, and yes indeed even happily high five him Then get him to eat a nice healthy omelet , stuffed full of certain specially picked wild (Untraceable during even the most invasive of autopsy`s) mushrooms __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 12th, 2013, 05:26 PM	#38
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`d love to have Pres O`Barmy as my distant Southern cousin Certainly if he`d then allow me to impregnate his wife and daughters Actually i done already asked him (In my mind) and he not only agreed but was more moved than a fried watermelon on a sweltering day in Alabama that`d been laid on a steep slope , or something Hey he is overjoyed at my suggestion , and i`m being fully truthful here , because just like the great hope filled man himself i`d never lie , honest __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2013, 06:39 PM	#39
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	John (Frankensteins monster much ?) Kerry , as my father Because the very wealthy yet freaky faced cnut looks like he`s about to drop dead any second. Which he would quickly enough if i ever found myself behind him at the top of the stairs __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 1st, 2013, 10:46 AM	#36
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,975 Times in 30,374 Posts	James May and Oz Clarke. I'd love to have them around for a long, boozy Sunday lunch.

February 1st, 2013, 07:32 PM	#37
qwerty007 I got myself banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Q-Branch Posts: 4,571 Thanks: 21,949 Thanked 121,987 Times in 4,988 Posts	Uncle Guy! Billionaire owner of Cirque de Soleil, who throws the best infamous parties full of debauchery and naughtiness, and could pony up the $30 mil - or so, to fly me into space!

March 2nd, 2013, 01:56 AM	#40
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,708 Times in 1,156 Posts	Jimi Hendrix (it doesn't matter how we're related) With the hope that some small fraction of his talent was genetic __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian