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Old August 20th, 2017, 06:43 PM   #2011
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I won the Octoberfest beer drinking contest, but as I was leaving the award ceremony a heckler threw a beer bottle at me, hit me in the head and I felll down the steps and now I will be in traction for one year.


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Old August 21st, 2017, 05:02 PM   #2014
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I have shagged Trailmaster. I have finished my course of penicillin; so, what do I win?
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I won the hot dog eating championship. I wish they has a pussy eating contest. I am sure I could win that too!!


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I won the hot dog eating championship. I wish they has a pussy eating contest. I am sure I could win that too!!

You can get started as soon as it finishes cooking.


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