The World's Most Stupid & Awful Names - Page 2

**dethtongue** · July 17th, 2013, 02:18 AM

Adolf Hitler Campbell

**MrInBetween** · July 17th, 2013, 08:34 AM

Years and years ago I read a newspaper article quoting, from a book on the subject, various ridiculous names of real people. The ones that have stayed with me are:

A. A. A. d'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay

Mark Clark van Ark

Trailing Arbutus Vines

Easter Buggage

P. Enis

**cuzzyman927** · July 17th, 2013, 11:21 AM

Went to school many years ago with a girl named Marsha Mello!

Marsha is not a bad name, but when combining it with that last name!

When marrying I certainly hope that she did better in way of a last name -- like Smith or Jones!

**cuzzyman927** · July 17th, 2013, 11:27 AM

I know that these two are old and stale, but lets not forget what Frank Zappa crucified his two kids in life with -- Moon Unit and Dweezil!

**cuzzyman927** · July 17th, 2013, 12:35 PM

There are cases in which the celebrity's chosen stage name can be worse than their real given name, such is the case with Engelbert Humperdinck who's real name is Arnold George Dorsey!

You be the judge.

**winebeavis** · July 17th, 2013, 12:50 PM

Candy Barr Machine.

I'm not kidding. Some of my friends from school went to college with her. I met her several times. I didn't know her middle name until I attended a "Who's Who" ceremony with the same friends. Really smart girl back in those days.

In fact, you can still find her on spokeo. I would have thought she would have changed her name by adulthood. But she didn't.

**amantpoche** · July 17th, 2013, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

My wife used to be a paediatrician - she once encountered a baby called Pocohontas - in Glasgow of all places!

Mom had three years of mental age of course

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sometimes I think it faudrai have a license to have children

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

There are cases in which the celebrity's chosen stage name can be worse than their real given name, such is the case with Engelbert Humperdinck who's real name is Arnold George Dorsey!

You be the judge.

in the field of artist, he is a musician to take as nickname
As Zippo lighter,
yet it has not burnished much

~~savage560~~ · July 17th, 2013, 03:24 PM

I once knew a girl named "Dimples"!

**tygrkhat40** · July 17th, 2013, 03:43 PM

Penn Jillette's daughter is named Moxie CrimeFighter, his son is Zolten.

Moon and Dweezil's siblings are Ahmet and Diva.

**NIN** · July 17th, 2013, 03:44 PM

Zowie Bowie

now goes by the more down to earth Duncan Jones and is a successful film Director

Oh, just remembered that Richard Bransons' nephew is called Ned RocknRoll , or something like that

July 17th, 2013, 08:34 AM	#12
MrInBetween R.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 3,934 Thanks: 51,364 Thanked 48,453 Times in 3,898 Posts	Years and years ago I read a newspaper article quoting, from a book on the subject, various ridiculous names of real people. The ones that have stayed with me are: A. A. A. d'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay Mark Clark van Ark Trailing Arbutus Vines Easter Buggage P. Enis __________________ I'm sorry Gentlemen, that's all the lipstick around the nipple we have time for To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,631 Times in 9,629 Posts	Penn Jillette's daughter is named Moxie CrimeFighter, his son is Zolten. Moon and Dweezil's siblings are Ahmet and Diva. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 17th, 2013, 03:44 PM	#20
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Zowie Bowie now goes by the more down to earth Duncan Jones and is a successful film Director Oh, just remembered that Richard Bransons' nephew is called Ned RocknRoll , or something like that Last edited by NIN; July 17th, 2013 at 03:50 PM.. Reason: additional thought

July 17th, 2013, 02:18 AM	#11
dethtongue Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 597 Thanks: 1,896 Thanked 5,570 Times in 591 Posts	Adolf Hitler Campbell

July 17th, 2013, 11:21 AM	#13
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,470 Times in 36,682 Posts	Went to school many years ago with a girl named Marsha Mello! Marsha is not a bad name, but when combining it with that last name! When marrying I certainly hope that she did better in way of a last name -- like Smith or Jones!

July 17th, 2013, 11:27 AM	#14
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,470 Times in 36,682 Posts	I know that these two are old and stale, but lets not forget what Frank Zappa crucified his two kids in life with -- Moon Unit and Dweezil!

July 17th, 2013, 12:35 PM	#15
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,470 Times in 36,682 Posts	There are cases in which the celebrity's chosen stage name can be worse than their real given name, such is the case with Engelbert Humperdinck who's real name is Arnold George Dorsey! You be the judge.

July 17th, 2013, 03:24 PM	#18
~~savage560~~ Banned! Join Date: May 2008 Location: the south US near the west from Chicagoland born in the USA,just like the song says! Posts: 3,719 Thanks: 13,008 Thanked 24,480 Times in 3,630 Posts	I once knew a girl named "Dimples"!