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Old September 17th, 2016, 08:22 AM   #121
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Old October 11th, 2016, 01:37 AM   #122
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Hot chick with incredibly fit body. Looks like some alien infection on her chest.



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Old October 11th, 2016, 01:50 AM   #123
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Not any better or worse than the myriad other models that ruin their looks with stupid tatoos. Lately I've seen how a wonderfully attractive model like Gemma Massey destroyed my interest in her with stupid tatoos and subjected herself to a hatchet boob job from a medical quack who didn't care enough about his patient to leave the scars hidden in the fold of skin under the boob. No, he left a long horizontal scar a couple of inches under the nipple. It also didn't help that she ruined her face with lip injections that make her face truly unappealing.
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Old October 12th, 2016, 06:14 PM   #124
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Not any better or worse than the myriad other models that ruin their looks with stupid tatoos. Lately I've seen how a wonderfully attractive model like Gemma Massey destroyed my interest in her with stupid tatoos and subjected herself to a hatchet boob job from a medical quack who didn't care enough about his patient to leave the scars hidden in the fold of skin under the boob. No, he left a long horizontal scar a couple of inches under the nipple. It also didn't help that she ruined her face with lip injections that make her face truly unappealing.
Well their all bad as far as I am concerned. But the tattoo on the babe above looks like a shotgun blast or as I said previously an alien infection.
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Old October 12th, 2016, 07:01 PM   #125
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Old October 22nd, 2016, 02:56 PM   #126
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Old December 1st, 2016, 11:58 AM   #127
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Well if you think that`s "Unflattering" check out what a baby faced twenty one year old Mica Martinez



Has done to her once flawlessly perfect self



Oh well good luck to her , she`s a fully fledged Lesbian so it`s not like any of us would have had a chance
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Old December 1st, 2016, 12:29 PM   #128
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I hate tattoos, really, really. They makes me sick...I just wonder, if these actresses on drugs or? This is so ugly , I would have sex with them, if only they were the last woman on the planet.

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Old December 3rd, 2016, 03:59 PM   #129
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Exclamation These are all on the same woman

Now it`s an individuals decision to have inked onto themselves whatever they wish of course.

Only at least wait until the "Wrapping" () is off before taking a snap and posting it Online







Taking it that one is of her baby`s hand print



Whereas this must be , something she did herself , right



While in the dark and asleep , by the looks of it
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