The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.

Ruined financially Lurk_D dies in a debtors prison, ignorant of our deception. His family eventually piece it all together and swear blood vengeance.
I never subscribed to VEF, did you.

I wish I managed all the top rock bands.

Granted. You now spend all your waking moments with Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Eminem and Katy Perry and her husband Russel Brand. You never have time to spend your money as your clients are too needy. No amount of money can buy you an assistant. It's just you and them day after day, after day, after day ...

I wish I hadn't been so mean to Sweatyhat.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. You now spend all your waking moments with Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Eminem and Katy Perry and her husband Russel Brand. You never have time to spend your money as your clients are too needy. No amount of money can buy you an assistant. It's just you and them day after day, after day, after day ...

I wish I hadn't been so mean to Sweatyhat.

Granted. Because Sweaty has nicked large amounts of contraband drugs from both Eminem and Russell Brand, and sent it to your house, notifying the police, (the bobbies, not the band) about a suspect package soon to arrive at you door.

The trial will not take long and your sentence promises to be lengthy.

I wish to rock n roll all night...and party everyday.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish to rock n roll all night...and party everyday.

Done. You now sleep on a hammock supported by bungee cords and your boss tell you to start work one hour earlier everyday (unpaid) for the "pep rally" .

I wish everybody would be nice.

[Lurk_D]

We are. Just not to you.

I wish to rise from the dead.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Lurk_D

I wish to rise from the dead.

Sorry Lurk, nothing personal.

Granted.
You're Frankenstein's monster.

I wish we could beat the horrible diseases that still plague our race.

[star_]

Granted. A scientist in Sweden finally maps the human dna. Disease and
illness can be averted by the new dna scanning and repair procedures.
People the world over are elated by this turn of events. People can
now live almost twice the current life span. There is global celebration.
People begin to really take a concern about the planet and their fellow
man. There are plans to put and end to hunger and people begin to be more
tolerant of their fellow mans religious beliefs or lack there of. Crime
on the planet plummets. Things on the planet look good as the meteor silently
approaches.

I wish I knew if there is any gold left in Fort Knox.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by star_

Granted. A scientist in Sweden finally maps the human dna. Disease and
illness can be averted by the new dna scanning and repair procedures.
People the world over are elated by this turn of events. People can
now live almost twice the current life span. There is global celebration.
People begin to really take a concern about the planet and their fellow
man. There are plans to put and end to hunger and people begin to be more
tolerant of their fellow mans religious beliefs or lack there of. Crime
on the planet plummets. Things on the planet look good as the meteor silently
approaches.

I wish I knew if there is any gold left in Fort Knox.

Granted. You are now locked inside Fort Knox. Don't worry the automatic timers will re-open the vault door in month. Try to conserve your energy.

I wish to have Brad Pitts looks, George Clooney's charm, Ron Jeremy's dick and to cum like Peter North. (If that's not asking too much)

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish to have Brad Pitts looks, George Clooney's charm, Ron Jeremy's dick and to cum like Peter North. (If that's not asking too much)

Granted, you now have a VIP membership too every Blue Oyster Bar on the planet also

I wish all Blue Oyster bars were closed down

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Granted, you now have a VIP membership too every Blue Oyster Bar on the planet also

I wish all Blue Oyster bars were closed down

Granted.
Now everytime you take a piss in a public toilet, someone's looking over your shoulder.

I wish to steal my neighbours furniture, even the carpet, and recreate each room of his house on our local football field.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
Now everytime you take a piss in a public toilet, someone's looking over your shoulder.

I wish to steal my neighbours furniture, even the carpet, and recreate each room of his house on our local football field.

Granted. (student prank, I like !)

However you live next door to Chuck Norris. He has no sense of humour. You spend the rest of your short life in PAIN !

I wish I could predict thing like Radar does in M*A*S*H*.