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Old December 17th, 2015, 07:29 PM   #11
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Second level for me.
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Old December 17th, 2015, 08:44 PM   #12
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Level 2 ? Purgatory ? Lightweights,I can't believe that I'm the most evil person on this forum.


Don't worry, you won't be alone in the City of Dis - you just needed another moderator to take the test. I came out Very High on the Heretics level, also the Lustful - surely some mistake...
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Old December 17th, 2015, 09:12 PM   #13
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Don't worry, you won't be alone in the City of Dis - you just needed another moderator to take the test. I came out Very High on the Heretics level, also the Lustful - surely some mistake...
I suspected that, the top guy on here's called Lucifer, this is some sort of mod recruitment assessment tool, only the worst of the worst will pass
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I suspected that, the top guy on here's called Lucifer, this is some sort of mod recruitment assessment tool, only the worst of the worst will pass
You are scaring me as I made it to the sixth level and I`m fairly new , this is not good for my future , it used to look bright and now I just don`t know as I said I`m scared
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You are scaring me as I made it to the sixth level and I`m fairly new , this is not good for my future , it used to look bright and now I just don`t know as I said I`m scared
You were obviously born to be a mod, don't shirk your destiny, and remember that we're mates, when you fall short on your banning quota
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I´m condemned to the eight level of Hell,I sure hope that´s a good sign
Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Level 2 ? Purgatory ? Lightweights,I can't believe that I'm the most evil person on this forum.
Nope. You've got some company, i'm 6th circle too.


(I'm gonna need the shades, it seems to be a flamy place)
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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!

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