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Old October 23rd, 2017, 05:03 PM   #661
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TM didn't want to really tell anybody ...... I injected about a litre of Sodium Pentathol in him, then beat it out of him
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Old October 23rd, 2017, 05:07 PM   #662
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Old October 23rd, 2017, 05:16 PM   #663
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