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October 22nd, 2017, 07:41 PM | #641 |
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Hertz secretly drinks the fuel for his Chainsaws
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October 22nd, 2017, 08:07 PM | #642 |
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MaxJoker just had a very naughty dream about Melanie Trump.
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October 22nd, 2017, 10:27 PM | #643 |
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SanteeFats Another reason SanteeFats has a white gorilla as an Avatar is that Santee has an unusual genetic defect. He has white hair all over his body that grows at a fantastic speed of 6 inches a week. He has to go to all kinds of barbers every few weeks to get his hair cut and shaved all over his body. If he did not do this for just a few months he might be shot on the street by a cop or a hunter, being mistaken for a white ape or white "bigfoot" |
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October 22nd, 2017, 10:43 PM | #644 |
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I didn't want to have to go here, but sleeping with a teddy bear is crossing the line...
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:19 PM | #645 |
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:38 PM | #646 |
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:44 PM | #647 |
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Jack once wanked off a horse
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:55 PM | #648 |
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October 22nd, 2017, 11:56 PM | #650 |
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