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Old April 25th, 2018, 03:18 PM   #2641
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bloke57's water bed started out 3 feet high, but as his Prostate enlarges, and his bathroom is twelve paces away, it is now 4 foot 6.
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Old April 25th, 2018, 05:18 PM   #2642
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Old April 25th, 2018, 08:19 PM   #2643
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Old Alal is a wise old crow - last night he predicted the United States would one day have a president with a full bush.
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Old April 25th, 2018, 08:30 PM   #2644
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Old Alal is a wise old crow - last night he predicted the United States would one day have a president with a full bush.
Didn't he also predict we'd have one with a full brain?
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Old April 25th, 2018, 09:56 PM   #2645
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Didn't he also predict we'd have one with a full brain?
Nope, but he did predict Mal Hombre having twins.
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Nope, but he did predict Mal Hombre having twins.
I heard that he was having triplets.
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Old April 25th, 2018, 10:50 PM   #2647
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Old April 26th, 2018, 12:33 AM   #2648
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Ball7 is always being mistaken for a woman as he always wears women's clothing
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Old April 26th, 2018, 08:32 AM   #2649
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Old April 26th, 2018, 03:51 PM   #2650
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old alal has signed a pledge to donate his organs for scientific research.

The document runs out next week and the doctors are now insisting he delivers at least his willy by Tuesday!
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