Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 261

**ball7** · April 21st, 2018, 04:58 PM

Bloke57 invented "the dirty Sanchez"

**jokerman** · April 21st, 2018, 09:47 PM

Everytime that Liverpool beat Everton. Greenman. Always wears red feathers and a hula hula skirt.

**ball7** · April 21st, 2018, 10:00 PM

MaxJoker was last seen leaving the White House while wearing a t-shirt with the words: "Stormy = Fake News."

**sandhunter** · April 22nd, 2018, 03:01 AM

Estreeter likes his Singapore slings flown in fresh everyday from Manila

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2018, 04:38 AM

sandhunter

walks up to the bar in a gay pub and asks for a "Bud Light" ..... meaning someone named Buddy who isn't overweight

**Nobody1** · April 22nd, 2018, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hertz

Brian249x during fishing doesn't need a fish bait, he uses his penis.

Brian is very successful with this bait since the incredible smell instantly kills all life within a radius of 10 meters. It is considered a delicacy, as the catch usually developes an excellent mushroom flavor that temporarily expands consciousness.

**Greenman** · April 22nd, 2018, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jokerman

Everytime that Liverpool beat Everton. Greenman. Always wears red feathers and a hula hula skirt.

Well a red shirt yes but feathers aren't clever and a skirt in the recent weather would have been daft (that last bit you added I believe is a reference to a song from Guy Mitchell btw - hated it as a kid as my dad played it to death on a tape in the car)

jokerman was turned down as the new Joker as he just wasn't thought to be funny or psychotic enough

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2018, 04:13 PM

Estreeter taught me everything there is to know about Fisting

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2018, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Estreeter taught me everything there is to know about Fisting

Jeez I hate half truths

ball7

failed to tell you all he paid me $10,000 AU, plus included me as sole beneficiary of his estate for teaching him such was his desire to learn

he also failed the exam at the end

forgot the glove

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2018, 04:35 PM

GLOVES!!!!!

I knew there was something wrong when you didn't want to shake my hand afterwards.

April 21st, 2018, 09:47 PM	#2602
jokerman Internet Defective Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,836 Thanks: 72,976 Thanked 71,282 Times in 4,834 Posts	Everytime that Liverpool beat Everton. Greenman. Always wears red feathers and a hula hula skirt. __________________ I am not a number I'm a free man.

April 22nd, 2018, 04:38 AM	#2605
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	sandhunter walks up to the bar in a gay pub and asks for a "Bud Light" ..... meaning someone named Buddy who isn't overweight __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 21st, 2018, 04:58 PM	#2601
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	Bloke57 invented "the dirty Sanchez"

April 21st, 2018, 10:00 PM	#2603
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	MaxJoker was last seen leaving the White House while wearing a t-shirt with the words: "Stormy = Fake News."

April 22nd, 2018, 03:01 AM	#2604
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,384 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter likes his Singapore slings flown in fresh everyday from Manila

April 22nd, 2018, 04:13 PM	#2608
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	Estreeter taught me everything there is to know about Fisting

April 22nd, 2018, 04:35 PM	#2610
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	GLOVES!!!!! I knew there was something wrong when you didn't want to shake my hand afterwards.