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Old December 14th, 2017, 07:20 PM   #1721
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If you ask me they need to give Mal Hombre an award for his many years of service to the human race.
Yes, I'm talking about giving him the Darwin Award.
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Old December 14th, 2017, 10:11 PM   #1722
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Melchior is a warm and pleasant human being who is much beloved by his fellow V.E.F. members.
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Old December 15th, 2017, 12:11 AM   #1723
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Hertz stole the heart of his girlfriend and is now on the run.
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Old December 15th, 2017, 12:32 AM   #1724
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Estreeter's favorite song is She-males Just Want to Have Cum
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Old December 15th, 2017, 01:20 AM   #1725
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Estreeter is a Trotskyite revolutionary and on the FBI no-fly list

He dresses like Commandante Che Guevara
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Old December 15th, 2017, 01:50 AM   #1726
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Palo5 is really a big pussy cat
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In some circles Jokerman is known as Todd The Dickslapper.
While others know him as cellmate 34-3243-1
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Lagerlout once sold his semen to a Sperm Bank..18 years later Palo5 knocked on his door.
Palo: Daddy.
Lagerlout: Nope.
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