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Old December 13th, 2017, 10:51 PM   #1711
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Old December 13th, 2017, 11:12 PM   #1712
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If you leave Trailmaster alone with your 18-year old daughter - you are entitled to be crowned "Idiot of the year"
Well, it's no dumber than leaving ball7 alone with your 9-year old son.

Really, she'll be OK. She is a black belt in Tae Kwan Do and just completed her Army Ranger training. But the boy not so much.
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Old December 14th, 2017, 04:12 AM   #1715
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Old December 14th, 2017, 07:48 AM   #1716
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Old December 14th, 2017, 11:04 AM   #1717
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Old December 14th, 2017, 05:50 PM   #1719
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Jokerman spends 2000 calories on masturbation.
Hertz gained 2000 calories by swallowing.


(What?! I'm talking about chocolate. What were you thinking? )
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