Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old December 10th, 2017, 10:50 PM   #1661
sandhunter
Super Draconian Sandhunter
 
sandhunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Sonoran Desert
Posts: 13,979
Thanks: 208,917
Thanked 260,973 Times in 13,886 Posts
sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+sandhunter 1000000+
Default

Ball7 keeps several sheep in his attic just to confuse his neighbors ,as he has a flock of geese in his dungeon that he abducts from his local park
sandhunter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to sandhunter For This Useful Post:
Old December 10th, 2017, 11:05 PM   #1662
ball7
Veteran Member
 
ball7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: MIA
Posts: 15,620
Thanks: 66,154
Thanked 209,070 Times in 15,660 Posts
ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+
Default

Greenman lost his virginity to a frog
ball7 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 07:49 AM   #1663
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 57,981
Thanks: 448,405
Thanked 894,849 Times in 60,182 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default

Hertz is in the Illuminati , also the only gay one, he has a secret agenda
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 10:38 AM   #1664
Brecht
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,657
Thanks: 180,485
Thanked 187,822 Times in 10,453 Posts
Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+
Default

ball7 thinks gravity is a scam which he's trying to prove on the Empire State Building.
Brecht is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Brecht For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 11:04 AM   #1665
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 57,981
Thanks: 448,405
Thanked 894,849 Times in 60,182 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default

palo5 not just wants to but needs to be, like you don't want oxygen you need it, to be Putin's sex slave
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 01:53 PM   #1666
trailmaster
Veteran Member
 
trailmaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,801
Thanks: 1,327,975
Thanked 706,210 Times in 59,974 Posts
trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+
Smile

kelio'savatar looks like the Frankenstein monster. This all happened one day when kelio went out on Halloween trick or treating. He put on the raggedy clothes the Frankenstein monster wore in the Boris Karloff films and a mask. The mask was slightly large and ill fitting so kelio decided to use superglue, but he used too much and when he got home with his bag full of candy he could not get the mask off. It was made of this special tearproof latex. So kelio had to go to work the next day with the mask on. The reaction on the street was startling. Women fainted and there were traffic accidents as surprised drivers lost their concentration on their driving. At work it was even worse. Female workers were screaming and running out of the office, and the male workers tried to shoot kelio with guns they had in their desks. kelio had to run and hide in the boss's office so he could explain himself. With the help of the office doctor and a maintenance man they were able to delicately remove the mask, but kelio's face was slight torn, and he had nightmares for weeks to come because of this!
trailmaster is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 03:22 PM   #1667
tygrkhat40
Long Suffering Bills Fan
 
tygrkhat40's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 152,126 Times in 9,629 Posts
tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+tygrkhat40 750000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by trailmaster View Post
None of you who post here(except me) exist. You're all just figments of Jenny48459'simagination!
Which means that trailmaster is running some sort of sick, sadistic, warped and demented experiment on this poor girl. I want in!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ball7 View Post
Maxjoker's motto is "If you love me - you will do everything for me"
This is not a lie.

Estreeter squeals like a little girl and wets his knickers just a bit at the thought of a Bruce Springsteen/Justin Bieber collaboration.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

tygrkhat40 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post:
Old December 11th, 2017, 05:47 PM   #1668
palo5
Former Staff
 
palo5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,579
Thanks: 452,836
Thanked 222,551 Times in 16,567 Posts
palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+palo5 1000000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tygrkhat40 View Post
Which means that trailmaster is running some sort of sick, sadistic, warped and demented experiment on this poor girl. I want in!



This is not a lie.

Estreeter squeals like a little girl and wets his knickers just a bit at the thought of a Bruce Springsteen/Justin Bieber collaboration.
Estreeter wants Springsteen to appear with Bieber and perform some unmentionable sex-act with him on-stage. Bieber can't wait. Nor can Estreeter
palo5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 11th, 2017, 10:42 PM   #1669
ball7
Veteran Member
 
ball7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: MIA
Posts: 15,620
Thanks: 66,154
Thanked 209,070 Times in 15,660 Posts
ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+ball7 1000000+
Default

Nobody trusts Tygrkhat ...not after New Mexico
ball7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 12th, 2017, 07:28 AM   #1670
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 57,981
Thanks: 448,405
Thanked 894,849 Times in 60,182 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Big Grin Look it up

palo5 subscribes to Attitude Magazine
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 05:21 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.