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Old December 10th, 2017, 05:45 PM   #1651
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Maxjoker's motto is "If you love me - you will do everything for me"
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Old December 10th, 2017, 06:15 PM   #1652
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Bloke57 was PeeWee Herman's body double in a certain adult theatre
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Old December 10th, 2017, 06:59 PM   #1653
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bloke57 still don't know how to tie his own shoelaces
True. I have someone to bend and do that for me.


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Old December 10th, 2017, 07:05 PM   #1654
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Estreeter works for the Australian Secret Service -- ASS

They all do anal, mostly passive
Whereas palo5 works for the Armed Russian Secret Executive. He'll bend over backwards to serve Mr Putin with ARSE.

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Old December 10th, 2017, 07:15 PM   #1655
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Bloke57 drove his wife mad by constantly pranking her.
Every single time he claimed she was on Candid Camera. She wasn't.
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Old December 10th, 2017, 07:18 PM   #1656
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This week Mal Hombre finally started his own Youtube channel titled "Loco Mal"
In the upcoming months he will upload several videos in which he describes the female anus and its uses.
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Old December 10th, 2017, 08:29 PM   #1657
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This week Mal Hombre finally started his own Youtube channel titled "Loco Mal"
In the upcoming months he will upload several videos in which he describes the female anus and its uses.
At the end of filming, Mal shouts "That's a bum wrap" before going off with his best boy.
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Old December 10th, 2017, 10:04 PM   #1658
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In Brecht's head his relationship with his wife barres all the hallmarks of a romance on the scale of Romero/Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Antony. His wife doesn't agree with his view on their marriage, according to her it is more like early Tom and Jerry.
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Old December 10th, 2017, 10:08 PM   #1659
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ball7 is a virgin.
He saves him self until he meets his true love.
He can't understand why that upsets his wife.
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Old December 10th, 2017, 10:14 PM   #1660
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ball7 is a virgin.
He saves him self until he meets his true love.
He can't understand why that upsets his wife.
Good one. But come on we all know you are my true love.
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