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Old December 9th, 2017, 12:23 AM   #1621
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Hertz's real name is Woglinde and was a Rhinemaiden until recently
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Old December 9th, 2017, 12:26 AM   #1622
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Brecht has pictures of Theresa May & Angela Merkel hanging in his bedroom
How did you find out? Would you be interested in an exclusive collection of Angie's lingerie pics if you stop revealing more about my bedroom?

sandhunter spends his winter vacations in Detroit where he owns two homes. He's been trying to sell them for the last 30 years. Only one gentleman from Chicago, a certain Mr. T (who wishes to remain anonymous), made an offer but at $10, it was way below the market price.
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Old December 9th, 2017, 07:05 AM   #1623
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lagerlout sculptured a life size bust of Greenman, not for sale either, it was for himself to admire
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Old December 9th, 2017, 08:17 AM   #1624
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Mal Hombre should get the medal of honor for telling everybody that he voted forTrump

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Old December 9th, 2017, 10:53 AM   #1625
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Yes but that was Dick Trump (No relation) Who was running for Town Dogcatcher,He failed to be elected much like everyone else I've ever voted for..
ball7 is a great admirer of Boris Johnson's diplomatic skills..
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Estreeter has bought european car.
Opel is his first choice nowdays...
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Trailmaster actually lives in Buffalo NY and loves the snow , Where he makes snow angels every day while playing with his pet Quokka "Eldridge"
So that's who's doing that! I've seen those around town!

Glen Quagmire invented the Fleshlight.
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Old December 9th, 2017, 04:06 PM   #1628
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That's a lie -- he bought a Citroën 2CV
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Glen Quagmire has a dog named Muffy who choses to identified as other , rather than male or female
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Glen Quagmire trains his dog to bite off bikini tops off shapely girls on tourist-filled beaches where he lives

Sandhunter is nearby with a camera. Glenn trained him too
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