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Old December 7th, 2017, 09:36 PM   #1601
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Brian249x is very famous between the West Oakland and the Financial San Francisco district.
Everybody there knows that he doesn't like to waste gazoline to drive to San Francisco. He wants to commune with the elements.
That's why he swims twice a week from the Chappell Hayes Observation Tower in Oakland to the Rincon Parc in San Francisco to teach yoga in the Yoga Center on Howard St. and then return after his lesson.

He swims, walks and teachs in total nudity. These are the sequels of his very high consumption of LSD during the 70's
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Old December 7th, 2017, 10:51 PM   #1602
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Mal Hombre has a double secret Basement in Greenman's Attic
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Wimbo accidently outed himself when posting in the Corny Jokes thread
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Old December 7th, 2017, 11:20 PM   #1604
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Mal Hombre's breakfast consist of four raw eggs, a galon of tomato juice, toast and a garlic sausage
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xyzde69 lost 10% of his movies last week. Authorities ruled his Ron Jeremy collection was animal porn, and destroyed it
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Glen Quagmire wants to trade in his membership to AAA for a BBB membership
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trailmaster lives with a crack whore
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So he finally moved in with Hillary.
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Estreeter just got a promotion at work. After 10 years of cleaning toilets, they gave him a brush.
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tygrkhat40 got employed to be my apprentice
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