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Old December 6th, 2017, 03:01 AM   #1571
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Estreeter thinks he can communicate with the web on an Apple iWashing-machine. Someone please tell him he needs a real PC for this co-operation
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Old December 6th, 2017, 06:13 AM   #1572
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Old December 6th, 2017, 06:28 AM   #1573
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Old December 6th, 2017, 08:26 AM   #1574
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Estreeter thinks he can communicate with the web on an Apple iWashing-machine. Someone please tell him he needs a real PC for this co-operation
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Old December 6th, 2017, 02:55 PM   #1575
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One day, a sex researcher was in a remote area and saw Estreeter. "I'm told that people in such isolated places do it with cows, sheep and chickens. Is it true?" he asked

Our friend was horrified by the question. "Chickens??!" he said, in an outraged voice
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I just hired Estreeter to paint my house.
When I came back he had redecorated using stencils and dog poop.
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Old December 6th, 2017, 10:35 PM   #1578
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Palo5 wants a iPhone for Christmas...
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